The English Summer Explained

December 21, 2021

I know what you’re thinking, yes it is murder if you thrust so hard it punctures internal organs and she/he dies, that is why you should use a penis or dildo, and not a cricket bat handle.

You might also be wondering how/if the English cricket summer works.

Luckily for you the great King Cricket has it all explained and summed up nicely.

This is my second English “summer”, and I am still a good 22 years from working it out.