Reasons why Australia are out of the Worldt20

December 21, 2021

To lull England into an Un-English positivity.

Roy gave Mike Hussey genital warts before he left.

Lara Bingle told them test cricket is the most important form of the game.

Cameron White sapped their confidence by bowling them all out in the nets.

They are afraid of UFOS.

Dirty Dirk told them he would punch them all in the face if they did better than him.

Most of them already have IPL contracts.

Shane Watson.

Brett Lee is no longer heartbroken, or any good.

Nathan Hauritz was sent to the Priory Centre with Susan Boyle when he found out he had to bowl in a match.

Brad Haddin was diagnosed with a potential case of swine flu, turns out he just shared an elevator with Scott Styris.

Australia’s best four players at the IPL were three retired guys and a Ski Instructor who has pissed off Andrew Hilditch.

Ricky Ponting spent more time spitting into his hands than he did changing the bowling.

Nathan Bracken lost his lucky alice band.

Jimmy Hopes unusually low hair line made David Warner doubt the existence of God and he start reading into Darwin instead of batting in the nets.

Other teams turned up.