SHOAIB’S CHUNKY CALF

December 18, 2021

Last week I bagged the wonderful magician Abdul Qadir for giving us some bullshit to digest.

“I would say that he (Akhtar) impressed with his fitness in the tests we conducted last week,” was what he said.

Then you see this photo that is floating around of Ahktar in training with a mattress wrapped around his leg.

When comeone bowls with something so extravagant attached to their person, you have to doubt their fitness, dont you?

Or this is not his calf.

Perhaps in order to keep Shoaib on the field, mere performance enhancing drugs were not enough, so the PCB have attached another leg.

A white one, from a stockier, and yet more stable, guy.

It could be an artifical limb, something Nasa has designed.

You never know with Shoaib.