Mahela quits, no really

December 21, 2021

Mahela Jayawardene is a monumental wanker, or a liar.

Who quits the captaincy so another captain can get ready before a world cup?

Dump the one day job, but at 31, with a batting average of 64 as captain and a recent win over India, why the fuck would you give up the job?

Idiot.

Tosser.

Fucktard.

You have the most important job in your country.

You are 31.

You are widely liked (not by me, but by many Sri Lankans, and Peter Roebuck).

You have a 63% win loss ratio, surely that craps down the throat of any other Lankan captain.

And you have given that all up.

Why?

it can’t be because of the world cup, or your one day form, so we want the truth Mahela, because either you are a wanker, or this is a stinking pile of shit.