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Last week was a long week wasn’t it boys and girls.

It attracted a record number of votes.

But the results were disappointing.

43% of you want to live a long life using the Shiv the Chrab as your batsman. Boring.

In second place is the correct Answer, but Sehwag only got 15% of the vote.

No one wants John Davison to bat for their life, but if he did, what a great short life you would have.

This week’s poll is dedicated to Andrew McDonald and is hair and eyebrows.

The big names came out last week.

Shiv and his tape were always going to be hard to beat.

Ponting and nads hair remover were always there abouts.

But in the end Alistair Cook’s eyeliner and Jacques Kallis sleeping pills took out top spot.

Iain O’Brien’s perfect jeans are not marketable.

This week i ask who you would get to bat for your life.

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More votes than ever before this week.

This could be because of your strong views on ugly batsmen, or the fact i accidentally left it up for over 10 days.

Either way it came down to the wire, the Krab Katich, Mittens Prince and former English player Paul Collingwood.

Paul fell away early, but the Krab fought tooth and nail for it, as is his way, but in the end no one could get Prince away from his rightful throne.

This week I ask you to be an advertising executive of sorts.

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Apparently there are a few things more unbelievable than Krejza’s 12 wickets

Me making it to Cricinfo was number one (20%) equal with Creationism (20%).

This week i ask which batsman makes you want to gouge out your own eyes.

Last week’s poll was won in a freakin landslide.

Shane Warne shat over all comers with a whopping 42% of the vote.

Behind him was the king of the straight one Anil Kumble with a respectable 20%.

The real winner was Tiger Bill, because i said so.

Also too many people ignored Colin McCool, don’t people vote for the best name in the list anymore?

This week i ask you what is more unbelievable than Krejza’s debut.