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Well Pitched have come up with an eloborate explanation for the Fake IPL Player.

I don’t know if it is true.

But I figured if I mentioned it I might get more hits.

EDIT: The group that Well Pitched talks about as proof that SRK was involved (although Q never says they actually are the fakester) is son of bosey, who have denied it is them.

Like some wanky film student who has spent too much time watching, Apocalypse Now, Rififi and The Third Man, the Fake IPL player turns out to be a shadow.

Yawn.

He was cool when he started, but the blog jumped the shark, raped the shark, convinced the shark it loved it and then had kids with the shark around the time noted author Aakash Chopra (aka Shakespeare) was sent home.

The fakester who has been talking about how he will out himself for weeks now, decided to hold onto his identity, and not get vilified by the press.

Say what you want about me, fucker I might be, but i don’t hide my identity when i slag people off.

While all this is happening, the real test blogger, Iain O’Brien has a new website.

Sick and tired of working for google he is now at iainobrien.co.nz.

Ofcourse the problem with Iain isn’t that he is fake, it is that he is real, all too real.

Obviously.

Yet I still get emails and the odd comments asking, and or suggesting.

Most of you would have already guessed this, as I’m not Indian. Do you have any idea how much work would be required to be an Australian and make it feel like it was Indian. Way more than I could be bothered.

I also have no contacts inside Kolkata, Mott and Hodge aren’t mates of mine (even with their Victorian connections), and the rest of the Kolkata Australians are from New Texas (QLD), so doubtful they would feed me any information.

Also if it were me, there would be way more bagging of Sourav Ganguly and Brad Hodge, WAY MORE.

I can understand the similarities, the focus on sex, the nicknames, and the complete lack of respect for wankers.

But really, I can’t be bothered with all that work for another blog, for a book, well maybe.

For the latest developments in the Fake IPL Player Saga click here.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. I have decided to retire from all forms of cricket after IPL. I will disclose my identity on our last match day.”

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Which is interesting, I spose.

Hopefully who ever it is makes it that far.

But the most interesting thing in the latest post is his bagging of New Zealand.

“The Kiwi coach has joined us to observe and learn from us. As if one mole wasn’t enough, our team now has invited a new one. Whatever prompted Mr Genius to choose our team over others, what’s now clear is why New Zealand is placed 8th in the ICC rankings.”

Nice.

Although let’s give Moles some credit, perhaps he went to KKR to see how too many coaches can ruin a cricket team.

Also thanks to the website who offered me a chance at covering a live chat of the fakester, but I might give it a miss after reading this,

“P.S. I think some website’s been advertising that I am appearing for a live chat. That’s not true. Under the circumstances I can’t live chat at all and nobody knows who I am.”

The correct answer to that is much less than Rahul Dravid makes.

That is not the answer Shah Ruh Khan wants to hear though.

He is reportedly trying to sell off his share in his blingy failure.

Ditch and run, son.

Can’t blame him, while the business side of Kolkata Knight Riders seems to be working ok (although their merchandise section on the blog is not working, I want a KKR head band god damnit), his nack for running a sporting team seems to be on par with George W Bush.

Kolkata have more coaches than players, they have a head coach, and a header coach.

They spent 600 grand on a bloke they don’t play.

Murali Kartik couldn’t get a game until they were finished.

Dropping Sourav as captain made sense on last years form, but it seems to have sapped the life out of the franchise.

And Prince Brendon doesn’t have the ego to take over a team with the Giant Alien Lizard in it.

Throw in the fact that SRK was starting to resemble a dildo, and you can’t blame him for leaving.

I am prepared to make an offer for the franchise, SRK, I will give you one used spoon for the team.

It may be your best offer.