cricket with balls

Jonathan puts this in only seconds before the deadline. This is the last of the competition entries.

I was waiting till the last mintue to point out how dreadful cricket is with balls attached. A cricket with balls that big is ruined – how could it ever take off? And cricket with balls took the focus from the greatest sport on earth and put it on the peripherals of sex, self-promotion and ski instructors well before Modi got in on the act.

But then I saw that cwb had upset WG, so it can’t be that bad after all.

Leela has put her entry in. Will she win the book?

Jrod once wrote:

Fourthy, the lady and pink market.

Don’t for one minute think ladies are not an important part of the cricket
blogosphere.

This site has 25% of it’s hits from ladies.

That quite obviously prompted Cricinfo to start a “Page 2” for this IPL season, which included this.

Clearly what is worse than women playing/watching cricket??

Well women writing about it!

What an evil, evil man.

P.S Can I still say, this is my fav Jrod blog?

Gigi’s entry.

SLA gives us a lyrical entry to the competition. It is not an Aussie Haiku though.

CWB used to be informed, witty and good
the neutral side was where CWB stood
Stirring up shit was guaranteed
acting like an obnoxious weed

But in recent times CWB has sold his soul
WG thinks it’s no more than toilet roll
CWB has illustrated to lalit that there are $ to be made
so Lalit puts a 7minute break into his IPL crusade
A game that pauses after every 15 seconds of action
is even more filled with ads, much to my dissatisfaction

CWB is a whore. And a self-abusing whore at that
Advertising and self-flagellation go tit-for-tat
Shameless plugging of his crap wares
CWBs commercialisation brings me to tears

Unabated love for leg spin
the doosara is banned herein
overrated Vics; Nannes and bryce
plenty of man love. That was nice
Oh how CWB used to sizzle
Snoops opinion on CWB was “fo shizzle”
But CWB has made cricket all shares and stocks
And don’t hyper-link this to your book you cuntox.

Raj’s entry is a little different. If you want to win one of 3 signed copies of the book, your entries must be in by Midnight (London time) tonight. cwb@cricketwithballs.com

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