cricket with balls

Rudi: Billy, Billy, wake up Billy.

Billy: What? Yes.

Rudi: Did you see it Billy?

Billy: See what?

Rudi: The catch.

Billy: Who took a catch, was it good?

Rudi: Andrew took it, weren’t you watching?

Billy: Yes, I was.

Rudi: Was it a catch?

Billy: You said it was.

Rudi: Ok, try and follow me, did Strauss take the catch?

Billy: Yes.

Rudi: Are you sure, or should we go upstairs?

Billy looks around.

Billy: There are no stairs here Rudi.

Rudi: Right. Ok, I think it was a catch, so I am going to say it was a catch, you are going to agree with me.

Billy: Ofcourse Rudi.

Rudi: This is my hundredth test, and I say it was a catch.

Billy: Yes Rudi.

Rudi: Ricky, that is out.

Ricky: Aren’t you going to refer it?

Rudi: 100 tests, remember.

Ricky: Listen here you pile of cocksweat, you referred that one yesterday how about some fucking consistency for fucks sake.

Rudi: Ricky, please, this is my 100th test, show some respect.

Ricky: Lick my ass you fucken waste of sperm.