polls
Is the '92 Pakistani World Cup shirt the best ever?
- Hells yeah
(67%, 36 Votes) - Yes
(33%, 18 Votes)
Total Voters: 54
Start Date: June 16, 2010 @ 01:06
End Date: June 25, 2010 @ 01:06
who is the weirdest pakistani cricketer
- shoaib "genital warts" ahktar
(42%, 97 Votes) - shahid "bite bite" afridi
(18%, 42 Votes) - shoaib "committed phone calls" malik
(15%, 34 Votes) - john "i'm fucken canadian" davison
(10%, 23 Votes) - younis "fuck all you guys, I'm going home" khan
(6%, 14 Votes) - mohammad "i'm quitting, but not quitting, quitting" yousuf
(6%, 14 Votes) - mohammad "mule " asif
(2%, 4 Votes) - kamran "rubber gloves" akmal
(1%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 230
Start Date: April 8, 2010 @ 12:15
End Date: April 20, 2010 @ 12:15
Which cricketer would you most like to stalk?
- Ian Bell
(17%, 37 Votes) - Angelo Mathews
(15%, 32 Votes) - Sulieman Benn
(15%, 32 Votes) - Shoaib Malik
(10%, 22 Votes) - MS Gony
(9%, 19 Votes) - Paul Harris
(8%, 17 Votes) - John Davison
(8%, 17 Votes) - Daniel Flynn
(7%, 14 Votes) - Brad Hodge
(6%, 12 Votes) - Ray Price
(5%, 11 Votes)
Total Voters: 213
Start Date: March 16, 2010 @ 15:08
End Date: March 24, 2010 @ 15:08
Will you watch the IPL?
- I'll watch it when I get sick of porn/californication
(33%, 66 Votes) - Only if there is a dog on the pitch
(17%, 35 Votes) - I support Lalit's wallet
(16%, 32 Votes) - I will watch my team, if I have one
(15%, 30 Votes) - No, with no Tony Greig there is no point
(10%, 21 Votes) - John Davison
(9%, 17 Votes)
Total Voters: 201
Start Date: March 9, 2010 @ 23:43
End Date: March 20, 2010 @ 23:43
should brett lee retire?
- ofcourse, bollywood beckons
(34%, 88 Votes) - he retires but paul harris is eternal
(20%, 53 Votes) - no, i love him
(16%, 43 Votes) - john davison
(11%, 28 Votes) - who?
(10%, 25 Votes) - yes
(9%, 24 Votes)
Total Voters: 261
Start Date: February 23, 2010 @ 23:21
End Date: March 4, 2010 @ 23:21
the best thing about dale steyn
- his left nipple
(20%, 49 Votes) - his swing
(14%, 35 Votes) - his pace
(14%, 34 Votes) - his wrestling with animals
(14%, 33 Votes) - the semi-moustache
(12%, 29 Votes) - the sensible hair
(7%, 18 Votes) - the demonstrative nose
(7%, 18 Votes) - john davison
(7%, 18 Votes) - his hips
(5%, 9 Votes)
Total Voters: 243
Start Date: February 10, 2010 @ 19:58
End Date: February 20, 2010 @ 19:58
How would you improve the IPL?
- Modi's balls
(32%, 119 Votes) - batsmen can challange bowlers to duels at 10 paces
(21%, 77 Votes) - all games should be to the death
(12%, 45 Votes) - allow afghanistani players
(12%, 43 Votes) - executions at the change of innings
(10%, 36 Votes) - cucumber sandwiches
(7%, 25 Votes) - john davison
(5%, 20 Votes) - Pink balls
(1%, 8 Votes)
Total Voters: 373
Start Date: January 31, 2010 @ 01:34
End Date: February 10, 2010 @ 01:34
who is cricket's biggest dick
- shane watson
(38%, 147 Votes) - bhajji
(16%, 63 Votes) - yuvraj
(13%, 51 Votes) - stuart broad
(12%, 47 Votes) - brad haddin
(7%, 27 Votes) - ashish nehra
(5%, 21 Votes) - brad hodge
(4%, 14 Votes) - john davison
(2%, 8 Votes) - daniel vettori
(2%, 8 Votes) - brendan nash
(1%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 388
Start Date: January 19, 2010 @ 18:33
End Date: January 28, 2010 @ 18:33
which cricketer has changed your mind in the last few weeks
- shane watson
(36%, 83 Votes) - Rizwan Cheema
(24%, 56 Votes) - ian bell
(20%, 47 Votes) - john davison
(8%, 19 Votes) - paul harris
(7%, 16 Votes) - alastair cook
(5%, 12 Votes)
Total Voters: 233
Start Date: January 8, 2010 @ 00:26
End Date: January 16, 2010 @ 00:26
would you bring sulieman benn home to meet your mum?
- no, chris broad might suspend her
(43%, 65 Votes) - probably, but only to piss of haddin
(27%, 40 Votes) - john davison
(13%, 19 Votes) - yes, she likes em tall
(11%, 17 Votes) - no, she hates angry spinners
(6%, 9 Votes)
Total Voters: 150
Start Date: December 23, 2009 @ 13:59
End Date: December 30, 2009 @ 13:59
Who will win the test series, South Africa, or South Africa A?
- India
(36%, 88 Votes) - South Africa
(20%, 50 Votes) - Stuart Broad's new "book"
(11%, 28 Votes) - South Africa A
(9%, 22 Votes) - John Davison
(8%, 20 Votes) - Graeme Smith's diary
(6%, 16 Votes) - Cricket
(6%, 15 Votes) - Giles Clarke
(4%, 8 Votes)
Total Voters: 247
Start Date: December 15, 2009 @ 14:00
End Date: December 23, 2009 @ 14:00
Do you care that India are the number one ranked side in test cricket
- i want an ice cream
(29%, 99 Votes) - meh
(17%, 57 Votes) - what does richie think?
(17%, 56 Votes) - no
(13%, 45 Votes) - blah
(11%, 38 Votes) - john davison
(9%, 29 Votes) - what?
(4%, 14 Votes)
Total Voters: 338
Start Date: December 6, 2009 @ 15:33
End Date: December 14, 2009 @ 15:33
Best comeback of the last week?
- sreesanth's prayer
(50%, 219 Votes) - bond passing fitness test
(22%, 98 Votes) - asif's negative piss test
(18%, 81 Votes) - hauritz's runs
(5%, 22 Votes) - john davison's doosra
(5%, 19 Votes)
Total Voters: 439
Start Date: November 28, 2009 @ 00:57
End Date: December 6, 2009 @ 00:57
If you were Shoaib Ahktar, what would you do next
- start telling people you were Michael Jackson
(29%, 58 Votes) - nothing, it has all been done
(24%, 48 Votes) - sleep with john davison
(23%, 46 Votes) - retire from off field discretions
(12%, 24 Votes) - become an artist
(12%, 21 Votes)
Total Voters: 197
Start Date: November 17, 2009 @ 13:12
End Date: November 26, 2009 @ 13:12
If the world was ending tomorrow would you
- find shane watson and make sweet love to him
(26%, 41 Votes) - go to the nets and have a hit with your mates
(24%, 38 Votes) - ensure that tony greig doesn't make it to the end
(16%, 25 Votes) - take off your pants and watch a tape of sehwag batting until the end
(14%, 23 Votes) - buy john davison a beer
(9%, 14 Votes) - pity the fact you never followed women's cricket more
(6%, 10 Votes) - try and work out how to bowl the carrom ball
(5%, 9 Votes)
Total Voters: 160
Start Date: November 10, 2009 @ 11:13
End Date: November 20, 2009 @ 11:13
Which job should Daren Ganga be given now?
- captain of the windies
(29%, 42 Votes) - captain of the loveboat 2010
(24%, 36 Votes) - lead singer of INXS
(23%, 34 Votes) - supreme leader of the world
(16%, 24 Votes) - john davison
(8%, 11 Votes)
Total Voters: 147
Start Date: October 23, 2009 @ 00:11
End Date: October 30, 2009 @ 00:11
Which team will win the Champion's League?
- silky stallions
(34%, 61 Votes) - the mexicans
(23%, 42 Votes) - Victoria
(18%, 33 Votes) - john davison
(16%, 28 Votes) - Bushrangers
(6%, 11 Votes) - the vics
(3%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 180
Start Date: October 8, 2009 @ 14:41
End Date: October 15, 2009 @ 14:41
Who will win the Chamption's white jackets?
- The spirit of cricket
(22%, 28 Votes) - Australia
(20%, 26 Votes) - Pakistan
(19%, 24 Votes) - New Zealand
(13%, 17 Votes) - India
(10%, 13 Votes) - Holland
(10%, 13 Votes) - John Davison
(6%, 7 Votes)
Total Voters: 128
Start Date: October 1, 2009 @ 01:26
End Date: October 6, 2009 @ 01:26
If the champion's trophy was in your backard would you watch it?
- Yes, but none of my friends would come over
(31%, 45 Votes) - No, I'd get my dog to piss on Shaun Pollock
(19%, 27 Votes) - No, I have better things to do like download the latest clips of japanese school girls giggling
(16%, 23 Votes) - I don't know what the champion's trophy is, didn't the USA play in a tournament like this once
(14%, 20 Votes) - John Davison
(14%, 20 Votes) - Probably, but only in the ad breaks of strictly come famous sushi wrestling
(6%, 8 Votes)
Total Voters: 143
Start Date: September 23, 2009 @ 00:24
End Date: September 30, 2009 @ 00:24
What would Richie Benaud's trousers taste like?
- Antacids and Cocaine
(31%, 34 Votes) - Mark Nicholas' hair products
(27%, 29 Votes) - Brylcreem
(14%, 15 Votes) - Old man
(13%, 14 Votes) - John Davison
(11%, 12 Votes) - Leather
(4%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 109
Start Date: September 7, 2009 @ 20:27
End Date: September 19, 2009 @ 20:27
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