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Is the '92 Pakistani World Cup shirt the best ever?

  • Hells yeah
    (67%, 36 Votes)
  • Yes
    (33%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 54

Start Date: June 16, 2010 @ 01:06
End Date: June 25, 2010 @ 01:06

who is the weirdest pakistani cricketer

  • shoaib "genital warts" ahktar
    (42%, 97 Votes)
  • shahid "bite bite" afridi
    (18%, 42 Votes)
  • shoaib "committed phone calls" malik
    (15%, 34 Votes)
  • john "i'm fucken canadian" davison
    (10%, 23 Votes)
  • younis "fuck all you guys, I'm going home" khan
    (6%, 14 Votes)
  • mohammad "i'm quitting, but not quitting, quitting" yousuf
    (6%, 14 Votes)
  • mohammad "mule " asif
    (2%, 4 Votes)
  • kamran "rubber gloves" akmal
    (1%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 230

Start Date: April 8, 2010 @ 12:15
End Date: April 20, 2010 @ 12:15

Which cricketer would you most like to stalk?

  • Ian Bell
    (17%, 37 Votes)
  • Angelo Mathews
    (15%, 32 Votes)
  • Sulieman Benn
    (15%, 32 Votes)
  • Shoaib Malik
    (10%, 22 Votes)
  • MS Gony
    (9%, 19 Votes)
  • Paul Harris
    (8%, 17 Votes)
  • John Davison
    (8%, 17 Votes)
  • Daniel Flynn
    (7%, 14 Votes)
  • Brad Hodge
    (6%, 12 Votes)
  • Ray Price
    (5%, 11 Votes)

Total Voters: 213

Start Date: March 16, 2010 @ 15:08
End Date: March 24, 2010 @ 15:08

Will you watch the IPL?

  • I'll watch it when I get sick of porn/californication
    (33%, 66 Votes)
  • Only if there is a dog on the pitch
    (17%, 35 Votes)
  • I support Lalit's wallet
    (16%, 32 Votes)
  • I will watch my team, if I have one
    (15%, 30 Votes)
  • No, with no Tony Greig there is no point
    (10%, 21 Votes)
  • John Davison
    (9%, 17 Votes)

Total Voters: 201

Start Date: March 9, 2010 @ 23:43
End Date: March 20, 2010 @ 23:43

should brett lee retire?

  • ofcourse, bollywood beckons
    (34%, 88 Votes)
  • he retires but paul harris is eternal
    (20%, 53 Votes)
  • no, i love him
    (16%, 43 Votes)
  • john davison
    (11%, 28 Votes)
  • who?
    (10%, 25 Votes)
  • yes
    (9%, 24 Votes)

Total Voters: 261

Start Date: February 23, 2010 @ 23:21
End Date: March 4, 2010 @ 23:21

the best thing about dale steyn

  • his left nipple
    (20%, 49 Votes)
  • his swing
    (14%, 35 Votes)
  • his pace
    (14%, 34 Votes)
  • his wrestling with animals
    (14%, 33 Votes)
  • the semi-moustache
    (12%, 29 Votes)
  • the sensible hair
    (7%, 18 Votes)
  • the demonstrative nose
    (7%, 18 Votes)
  • john davison
    (7%, 18 Votes)
  • his hips
    (5%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 243

Start Date: February 10, 2010 @ 19:58
End Date: February 20, 2010 @ 19:58

How would you improve the IPL?

  • Modi's balls
    (32%, 119 Votes)
  • batsmen can challange bowlers to duels at 10 paces
    (21%, 77 Votes)
  • all games should be to the death
    (12%, 45 Votes)
  • allow afghanistani players
    (12%, 43 Votes)
  • executions at the change of innings
    (10%, 36 Votes)
  • cucumber sandwiches
    (7%, 25 Votes)
  • john davison
    (5%, 20 Votes)
  • Pink balls
    (1%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 373

Start Date: January 31, 2010 @ 01:34
End Date: February 10, 2010 @ 01:34

who is cricket's biggest dick

  • shane watson
    (38%, 147 Votes)
  • bhajji
    (16%, 63 Votes)
  • yuvraj
    (13%, 51 Votes)
  • stuart broad
    (12%, 47 Votes)
  • brad haddin
    (7%, 27 Votes)
  • ashish nehra
    (5%, 21 Votes)
  • brad hodge
    (4%, 14 Votes)
  • john davison
    (2%, 8 Votes)
  • daniel vettori
    (2%, 8 Votes)
  • brendan nash
    (1%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 388

Start Date: January 19, 2010 @ 18:33
End Date: January 28, 2010 @ 18:33

which cricketer has changed your mind in the last few weeks

  • shane watson
    (36%, 83 Votes)
  • Rizwan Cheema
    (24%, 56 Votes)
  • ian bell
    (20%, 47 Votes)
  • john davison
    (8%, 19 Votes)
  • paul harris
    (7%, 16 Votes)
  • alastair cook
    (5%, 12 Votes)

Total Voters: 233

Start Date: January 8, 2010 @ 00:26
End Date: January 16, 2010 @ 00:26

would you bring sulieman benn home to meet your mum?

  • no, chris broad might suspend her
    (43%, 65 Votes)
  • probably, but only to piss of haddin
    (27%, 40 Votes)
  • john davison
    (13%, 19 Votes)
  • yes, she likes em tall
    (11%, 17 Votes)
  • no, she hates angry spinners
    (6%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 150

Start Date: December 23, 2009 @ 13:59
End Date: December 30, 2009 @ 13:59

Who will win the test series, South Africa, or South Africa A?

  • India
    (36%, 88 Votes)
  • South Africa
    (20%, 50 Votes)
  • Stuart Broad's new "book"
    (11%, 28 Votes)
  • South Africa A
    (9%, 22 Votes)
  • John Davison
    (8%, 20 Votes)
  • Graeme Smith's diary
    (6%, 16 Votes)
  • Cricket
    (6%, 15 Votes)
  • Giles Clarke
    (4%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 247

Start Date: December 15, 2009 @ 14:00
End Date: December 23, 2009 @ 14:00

Do you care that India are the number one ranked side in test cricket

  • i want an ice cream
    (29%, 99 Votes)
  • meh
    (17%, 57 Votes)
  • what does richie think?
    (17%, 56 Votes)
  • no
    (13%, 45 Votes)
  • blah
    (11%, 38 Votes)
  • john davison
    (9%, 29 Votes)
  • what?
    (4%, 14 Votes)

Total Voters: 338

Start Date: December 6, 2009 @ 15:33
End Date: December 14, 2009 @ 15:33

Best comeback of the last week?

  • sreesanth's prayer
    (50%, 219 Votes)
  • bond passing fitness test
    (22%, 98 Votes)
  • asif's negative piss test
    (18%, 81 Votes)
  • hauritz's runs
    (5%, 22 Votes)
  • john davison's doosra
    (5%, 19 Votes)

Total Voters: 439

Start Date: November 28, 2009 @ 00:57
End Date: December 6, 2009 @ 00:57

If you were Shoaib Ahktar, what would you do next

  • start telling people you were Michael Jackson
    (29%, 58 Votes)
  • nothing, it has all been done
    (24%, 48 Votes)
  • sleep with john davison
    (23%, 46 Votes)
  • retire from off field discretions
    (12%, 24 Votes)
  • become an artist
    (12%, 21 Votes)

Total Voters: 197

Start Date: November 17, 2009 @ 13:12
End Date: November 26, 2009 @ 13:12

If the world was ending tomorrow would you

  • find shane watson and make sweet love to him
    (26%, 41 Votes)
  • go to the nets and have a hit with your mates
    (24%, 38 Votes)
  • ensure that tony greig doesn't make it to the end
    (16%, 25 Votes)
  • take off your pants and watch a tape of sehwag batting until the end
    (14%, 23 Votes)
  • buy john davison a beer
    (9%, 14 Votes)
  • pity the fact you never followed women's cricket more
    (6%, 10 Votes)
  • try and work out how to bowl the carrom ball
    (5%, 9 Votes)

Total Voters: 160

Start Date: November 10, 2009 @ 11:13
End Date: November 20, 2009 @ 11:13

Which job should Daren Ganga be given now?

  • captain of the windies
    (29%, 42 Votes)
  • captain of the loveboat 2010
    (24%, 36 Votes)
  • lead singer of INXS
    (23%, 34 Votes)
  • supreme leader of the world
    (16%, 24 Votes)
  • john davison
    (8%, 11 Votes)

Total Voters: 147

Start Date: October 23, 2009 @ 00:11
End Date: October 30, 2009 @ 00:11

Which team will win the Champion's League?

  • silky stallions
    (34%, 61 Votes)
  • the mexicans
    (23%, 42 Votes)
  • Victoria
    (18%, 33 Votes)
  • john davison
    (16%, 28 Votes)
  • Bushrangers
    (6%, 11 Votes)
  • the vics
    (3%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 180

Start Date: October 8, 2009 @ 14:41
End Date: October 15, 2009 @ 14:41

Who will win the Chamption's white jackets?

  • The spirit of cricket
    (22%, 28 Votes)
  • Australia
    (20%, 26 Votes)
  • Pakistan
    (19%, 24 Votes)
  • New Zealand
    (13%, 17 Votes)
  • India
    (10%, 13 Votes)
  • Holland
    (10%, 13 Votes)
  • John Davison
    (6%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 128

Start Date: October 1, 2009 @ 01:26
End Date: October 6, 2009 @ 01:26

If the champion's trophy was in your backard would you watch it?

  • Yes, but none of my friends would come over
    (31%, 45 Votes)
  • No, I'd get my dog to piss on Shaun Pollock
    (19%, 27 Votes)
  • No, I have better things to do like download the latest clips of japanese school girls giggling
    (16%, 23 Votes)
  • I don't know what the champion's trophy is, didn't the USA play in a tournament like this once
    (14%, 20 Votes)
  • John Davison
    (14%, 20 Votes)
  • Probably, but only in the ad breaks of strictly come famous sushi wrestling
    (6%, 8 Votes)

Total Voters: 143

Start Date: September 23, 2009 @ 00:24
End Date: September 30, 2009 @ 00:24

What would Richie Benaud's trousers taste like?

  • Antacids and Cocaine
    (31%, 34 Votes)
  • Mark Nicholas' hair products
    (27%, 29 Votes)
  • Brylcreem
    (14%, 15 Votes)
  • Old man
    (13%, 14 Votes)
  • John Davison
    (11%, 12 Votes)
  • Leather
    (4%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 109

Start Date: September 7, 2009 @ 20:27
End Date: September 19, 2009 @ 20:27

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