cricket with balls

What is Cricket With balls?

That depends on what your definition of the words what, is and balls, is.

No seriously idiot, what is cricket with balls?

Cricket with balls is the shizzle in your dizzle.

You know snoop dogg language is no longer cool don’t you?

Exactizzle.

Cricket with balls?

It’s a cricket blog.

What sort of cricket blog?

International, Domestic, Perverted, Surreal, Beer Soaked, Fantastical, Racist, Misogynist, Hate Filled, Gangulyesque, Mordant, Victorian and Delightful.

What do you talk about?

Natalie Portman, Sehwagology, Lalit Modi, Bryce McGain, Dirty Dirk Nannes, Giant Alien Lizards, Leg Spinning, Test Matches, 2020, Probots, One Dayers, Pro40, Jacques Kallis’ Boudoir, Adminstracrats, and John Davison.

What sort of person would like this?

Hermaphrodites, Perverts, Cricket fans, and anyone not related to a cricketer we hate.

Do you hate a lot of cricketers?

Is Jacques Kallis a pompous ass clown.

Fair Point. Do you have a mantra?

Cricket blogs were better in our day.

Were they?

Yes, no, and maybe.

There seems to be a lot of grammatical and just plain stupid errors on this site.

Their is.

Why is that?

Because I can’t type, edit, or know grammar good.

OK. Why is it called cricket with balls?

To distinguish it from the cricket blogs about the insect.

Do you have any political leanings?

We want Tony Greig destroyed, Natalie Portman sainted, and you know the normal stuff like wanting to be the supreme naked overlord of the planet who rules with a oiled up fist and a mischievous grin.

Could you explain cricket with balls in 25 words or less?

No.

Any Merchandise?

We have t shirts.

Really?

Yes. But don’t buy them as it will ruin our anti-capitalist rage.

Who are your influences?

Ichi the Killer, that book written by the dude who gets advice from an alien when he is in the shower and Oprah.

Is this the worst “about” page on the internet?

About us pages were better… No, I can’t go there.

Cricket With Balls – If you really want to know more, meet us naked at the cross roads at midnight with a frozen banana, your birth certificate and a gift voucher for the Church of Sehwagology.

Or you could go about reading our shit and deciding for your badself.

If you want to know more about the man who has constructed this monstrosity, you can go visit his site.

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