equatorThere are many problems facing Pakistan cricket.
Senate enquiries.
Effigies.
Match fixing.
Spot fixing.
Shoaib Malik’s cuntoxability.
The Captain carousel.
Possible suspensions.
STDs.
Missing out on IPL gravy.
No home ground.
Opium.
Playing shit a lot.
All these things have affected Pakistan cricket in recent times. But Pakistanis are resilient, they keep punching on. It isn’t always pretty, and they usually fuck it up a bit, but bugger me if they don’t keep going.
Today that ended.
Today the hopes and dreams of that beautifully eccentric country were ended.
The killer of Pakistan’s plucky persistence was Shane Watson.
Ofcourse it was. It all makes perfect sense. For years we all wondered why Shane Watson existed, now we know.
Watson is here to end the Pakistan gene pool.
There can be no doubt. It explains how he plays, how he looks, his general demeanor, why Australia were so keen to play him, everything. He was sent here to end these people, and the bastard did it with that smile on his face.
As a cricket fan you might have grown to understand that at times, Shane Watson might make runs. Not a lot of runs, and he might still give you a comical ending, but you know it could happen.
As a cricket fan the one thing you know won’t happen is Shane Watson cutting through your best batsmen like they are batting with breadsticks. You know he won’t take a five wicket haul. You know that, and that is what hurts.
It was horrible. Watson was that dude from Indiana Jones, just taking out the hearts of Pakistan, not with his hand, but with his medium paced nonsense.
Akmal, Akmal, Afridi and even Butt succumbed to Watson.
Then he added a fifth, and that fifth gets his name on the board at Lord’s. Right at the top because no other bowler has ever taken a five wicket haul in a neutral test match at Lord’s.
So if one day you want to know about the fate of Pakistani cricket, take the Lord’s tour and take a look at the neutral honours board and you’ll see
SR Watson 5 wickets
A monument to horror.
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He’s still shit. And a cunt.
He wasn’t going to take 5 wickets but some douchebag didn’t play defensive shot and played cross batted lofted drive and drown himself in ocean of Cockiness again.(and practice this shot in serious match makes you perfect) Only Butt’s wicket was Watson’s, rest were pure Gift to Watto. Pakistan let me down. Watto got back in to form. Ponting retained Watto proving Chappel’s point AGAIN. And as I told Butt is always immune to what others do. I just hope Punter fails.
Wait a second he just did.
we need something to burn in honour of this occasion……..
Watto is the most irritating Australian cricketer to have ever lived…..
this is an awful post after an awful day for Pakistan (only in batting i guess).
But I can see your judgment about Pakistan cricket has more of Watto influence rather than anything about Pakistan cricket. How nasty is Watson,dammit.
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This post is plain brutal.
As an Aus fan, I find Watson getting a Michelle, and at Lords, terribly embarrassing for some bizarre reason.
So it is almost impossible to imagine how the Pakistan fans feel. But it must be pretty damned hellish.
Blablablubb! I absolutely love it. It is hilarious. England, the home of silliness, is able to cope with it.
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The only Shane on the five-fer board at Lords.
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I couldn’t believe it. There has been some pretty low points in Pakistan’s cricket history, but this surely is as low as it gets.
Maybe being on the wrong end of a Jim Laker from Paul Harris could be more embarrassing, I don’t know? (can’t believe I’ve mentioned those two names in the same sentence)
One other thing to add, Watto described himself as an all rounder on sky sports news as well!! I’m thinking of complaining to the TV watchdog for the broadcasting of untrue and misleading information.
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3 overs, 3 for 30. You just know Shahid Afridi is involved somewhere.
http://www.cricinfo.com/england/content/video_audio/467315.html
Jrod watch this video. would you marry KP fo his money?
Wankers!
Watto may be an egregious affront to cool but he’s averaging about 50 as an opener and about 30 as a bowler…
More than anything, this is an embarrassment to Test cricket. Who would have thought? If I were a Pakistani player, I would have gotten out deliberately before Shane got his fifth. Oh what a shame.
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To be honest, Watson doesn’t represent only himself, he represent many many Young Australians (teen agers), I personally think he is beast who can cry like a baby when someone teases him or when things are happening good for him. I bet if there is crying competition, he will cry in gallons. His expression on field comes naturally, which is a good thing for sports person. Typical 29 year old teen ager (15 years). So far its working for him, it can go against him, especially against good team.
The game isn’t over yet. Mitchell Johnson coming out to protect Marcus North said a little bit about Australian cricket too. And Pakistan, well, with an attack like they’ve got (Asif, Kaneria, Aamer, Gul), they could be the epicentre of world terror. Wait… let me rephrase that…
he may be a twat but he’s our twat
Afridi is still 19 year old
Shaitaan, it said a lot.
Strange thing was Mitch for once stood up under the pressure.
Another 29-year-old teenager but a good boy.
Sometimes.
And then Marcus North danced around on its grave singing ‘Hallelujah’.