Usually in a moment like this I would try and write some epic piece.
Not today.
Sachin Tendulkar made 200* in a one day international.
There is nothing to say.
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dont worry, alex will have a lot to say
@hi – LOLL!!!
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No need Jrod. Well Done!. There is nothing to say.
WORDS WONT SUFFICE. ENOUGH SAID.
Its really great movement.
No better batsman than Tendulkar to score the first ever ODI double ton.
His double century might not have been the most attractive on what evidently was a batting paradise, but the runs were still there for the making and the champion batsman answered with one of the most clinical assaults in one-day cricket. One-day cricket has seen its last days just yet. But if it has or is nearing to it, Tendulkar’s records are almost certain to be never eclipsed.
Cricket is religion, Sachin is God. Some are just atheist. read between the lines!
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Statswhore. He should have played a stinker of a shot and got out on 199. Don’t you guys know, Tendulkar scored 200, but India’s score is only 207/3 because runs scored in statswhore fashion are not counted in the final team score.
Selfish bastard…stats whore!!
@Alex: You cud have been an atheist…after seeing god in skin..u can convert!
@others: We are blessed!
There is nothing much I could wish for…Alex where are you?
This is the moment ! A cherishable one for a cricket lover and an indian.
Well done, Jarrod. Its not worth to comment on God.
One of the happiest days of my life. Always wanted him to get a 200 in ODIs. He’s finally done it.
Take a bow, Sachin! You are the best, ever!
As mentioned, Alex must’ve got his panties in a twist and went into denial….waiting for him to come out and say Charles Coventry’s innings were better in some way
Negative People will Always Criticize ; SOURCE -YOU CAN WIN BOOK)
Some people criticize no matter what. It does not matter which side you are on, they are
always on the other side. They have made a career out of criticizing. They are “career
critics.” They criticize as if they will win a prize at a contest. They will find fault with every
person and every situation. You will find people like this in every home, family, office.
They go around finding fault and telling everybody how bad things are and blaming the
whole world for their problems. We have a name for these people. They are called
energy suckers. They will go to the cafeteria and drown themselves in 20 cups of tea and
coffee and smoke to their hearts’ content with one excuse: they are trying to relax. All
that they are doing is causing more tension for themselves and for others around them.
They spread negative messages like a plague and create an environment conducive to
negative results.
Robert Fulton invented the steamboat. On the banks of the Hudson River he was
displaying his new invention. The pessimists and the skeptics were gathered around to
observe. They commented that it would never start. Lo and behold, it did. As it made its
way down the river, the pessimists who said it would never go, started shouting that it
would never stop. What an attitude!
SOME PEOPLE ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE NEGATIVE
There was a hunter who bought a bird dog, the only one of its kind in the world. That
could walk on water . He couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw this miracle. At the
same time, he was very pleased that he could show off his new acquisition to his friends.
He invited a friend to go duck hunting. After some time, they shot a few ducks and the
man ordered his dog to run and fetch the birds. All day-long, the dog ran on water and
kept fetching the birds. The owner was expecting a comment or a compliment about his
amazing dog, but never got one. As they were returning home, he asked his friend if he had noticed anything unusual about his dog. The friend replied, “Yes, in fact, I did notice
something unusual. Your dog can’t swim.”
Sniggering muchly at the thought of Alex imploding!
Feel privileged to have witnessed that innings on my television. Imagine being there! Shame we’ll never know how many he might have scored had Dhoni not had so much of the strike at the end.
Seems weird we’ve got to have another innings & that can’t just be the end of the match.
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Alex, JRod and all other Sachin Haters,
Now what will you say? You can not say it was against a week team, it is against SA with Steyn in form. You would say it is a flat pitch. It is the same pitch for other batsmen too.. And this is not the first flat pithc in history, we had pitches were 400+ score was chased sucessfully by SA.
Go cry.. or bang your head on brick wall.
I hate Dhoni and Love Amla….
sachin is the only batsman who deserved to score the ODI’s first double century.
Joe, since when am I a sachin hater?
Sachin has reached the pinnacle, he should retire at the top.
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Well done to Sachin.
@everyone
Is it ok for me to say Saffers have a chance? I dont know, only 4 regular bowlers for India.
I freaking love it
I see that a few other people beat me to the post, hmm.
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@TVC I dont think we have seen the peak yet.
Jrod…
We know you are not a Sachin hater. And I can understand you not saying much. There was no drama in his inings. No bitch of a pitch. No big target to chase. No partnerships with 9, 10 and jack etc etc. And yes he did struggle a bit for the last 10 runs.
bad back? Fuck only knows.
But had sehwag scored the first 190 rus in exactly the same manner, i bet your pen would have flowed like the Nile.
Some double standards here. Its just uncool to praise the master. Aint it?
And except for Viv Richards (144.80) none of the 180+ scorers have scored at a better strike rate!!
Dont worry Jrod. I support u.
. (I’ve got nothing to say so I have left a dot as my comment, but I thought I’d better explain in case people thought I hated Tendulkar and that it was a sign of protest)
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On behalf of Sachin fans, I thank Alex wholeheartedly for tempting fate repeatedly by referring to Sachin not scoring 200s. Thanks Alex, please say Sachin will not score 400 in a test match. Please, please!
Folks, I think the post was meant to reflect awe more than anything else. Besides Jrod only recently said he was stuck in a rut?
2 wickets down already. Looks like I am not much of a cricket analyst.
As much as I love Sachin, I do think Lara deserves something for his artistry, raj. He crossed 374 twice!
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I am a statswhore!!!
Now Sachin holds the record for maximum number of Fours in an ODI innings!! He scored 25 fours today!!
@ ‘Joe’: Er… JRod is a Sehwagologist therefore he hates Sachin? Good grief! Can we have a little balance, please? That’s the problem with fan-atics. You can only adore or admire one person, and there’s a whole world of sport out there taht you’re missing.
@ AC: What double standards? I thought what he didn’t say said it all. Is there no scope for subtlety and understatement in the world anymore? Ah, the horror! The horror!
Damn that was orgasmic..
Where the fuck is the philosopher extraordinaire Alex.. I desperately seek his reaction
Aleks Fan could not watch midget innings, aleks fan was sleeping. 200 well played. Will watch highlights later in the day.
Sometimes I wonder whose blog this is.
Well not actually ’sometimes’, just thought of it now…
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Mad. I just committed myself to the looney bin.
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As I said in the Q and A thing, I think Alex has written more words on this blog than u Jrod. Ah, but we always need some one like that. Dont drive him out folks.
Shut up you statwhore slaves. jrod afraid site will crash. Calm before the storm. Master will have the last laugh, hahaha
To quote Corporal Agarn: These Indians are crazy.
It was a knock that can’t be described in just words. I’m glad that I could watch it!!
Just have a look at my blog.
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Sachin makes 200 will he make some more for us for some 20 more years please? I want my son watch him Live
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i wonder how long cricinfo is gonna praise sachin. My bet is a whole bloody month.
Say, is this the same india side that was beaten by our Australian A just a while ago? is the saffers going shit or what?
“I was not actually thinking about it” LIAR!!!!
Speechless.
Aleks Fan is alex. There cannot be two clowns with such striking similarities in their acts.
sheen – it is the same Indian side, with some enforced changes. But a slightly different side from the one that bitchslapped the senior Australian test side a bit before that. And largely similar to the side that made a 3rd CB series final redundant (just like the Aussies predicted) a bit more before that.
Why don’t you pick on a team who’ll willingly roll over? Oh wait, your guys already are.
Guys understand him properly. What he mean is Sachin can do it,so there is nothing special in writing about some one who you think can do anything
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It has been 46 comments and no Alex.
just woke up fools.
See i told you monkeys we really have all traitors here.
Sachin midget used small ground flat pitch and milked the runs. Nothing special.
Another stat crap.
Why don’t you all monkeys wake up and smell.
I am 100% sure he will fail when india really need him in big game. He always.
Now i know all the names who is acting like sehwag fan but instead all midget worshippers.
Time to start world war!.
Real GOD will win when it mattered!.
There is a reason HINDUISM and TEMPLES still in India. 99% of indians are unevolved monkeys who just can’t think..
Sachin is always good run accumulator (stat whore). He is always looking for statistical milestone.
Sehwag will Hit 202 in 120balls. Then you all monkeys come over begging to me. I will behead all sachin midget fans that instant!.
For the past 20yrs India as a nation have gone thru lotta ups and downs and in all those years one man has been our Hope, our Joy and our Belief that we can excel, we can compete and we can succeed no matter what the odds are against us and we are second to no race or country. Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, you are an inspiration to a billion plus, we as a nation are eternally grateful to you for being you. To all the haters take a look at u r self in the mirror and ask u r self how many ppl have you inspired. My guess is zero. So instead of cribbin like a bitch take a bow and may be u will attain salvation. Enuf said.
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AND HE’S BACK!!! All bow to the real master, midgets and their double centuries be damned. And the master is right – midget always fails in big matches – he has never scored a century in a final ever. Just proves that he’s a stat whore.
Oh, wait.
Hahaha kr! I can’t believe no one else has said that to Alex yet! Boom!
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That loser is inspirtaion to you billion monkeys?. Idiots.
If he wins any game that mattered , i would be sachin fan.
I will not praise that midget whore on another stat milestone. This shows indians (all sahcin fans) are idiots numero uno.
Wake up people. It is just another stat and someone will break it. It is as simple as that.
if he really do that in world cup final and then absolutely he deserve it.
He is always good in estimating the conditions so he can sneak runs. The pitch was dead flat. Even karthik made 79. Go figure.
Tere are people who play for the Country , sachin midget play for stats.
And idiot adulation about usless 200 stat mark.
Did he win anything batting second?. He can’t. He really not great batsman who “will” india to victory. He does n’t have it.
Only idiotic monkeys worship a “LOSER” like midget sachin.
Indians can keep dreaming …and poor getting poorer and rich getting richer…pak will nuke that place and ultimately that idiotic dream will end. if not pak , china will do. Then all india’s supposed to be friends (USA , ISRAEL) won’t show up when it mattered.
When indians becomes realist that is the day india will start to see winners as heroes not stat whores like midget as inspiration.
With media in full jingoistic mode , they psychologically fking all child’s mind with loser midget useless stat as some kind of symbolism.
IDIOTS!.
Alex = cute with an’h’
Ah! Some respite finally
Well said master! I knew this game was inconsequential and this is not first time midget has gone after 200 on such pitches. And you and me should thank the master conman in helping us reveal true faces of all these pseudo-God fans here
You all have been exposed! War is on! Each and every foolish indian statwhore worshiper will get it right back. You think you just sent a man on Mars or something? hahahha wake up idiots!
I don’t want to argue with your ‘obvious logic’ but not too long ago you were wailing about getting Karthik in the team.
And now you say that “Even karthik made 79. Go figure.”
Stop chasing your own tail.
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Alex is not blind anti sachin fan.
There is a code.
Code is sachin has to win big game on his own batting second where there is lot of pressure.
Billion people watching and hoping. He fails every time when india need win desperately.
Now the problem is with his 200 , he reserve his worldcup spot , now only injuries to sachin can save india and if sachin plays india will not win the world cup.
if he breaks the code often then no need for alex’s existance. hahahaha.
Until then i have only one GOD. Sehwag.
I behead all other sachin midget worshippers. They need to bring down to reality…what better way than putting their head on the ground to stop dreaming,…
200 run stat is just a stat. Nothing more.
Do not make useless stat as some kind of symbolism..
if that is the case David Blaine could be jesus christ.
Hey, ease off on the xenophobia stuff please. The craziness can be very entertaining but this political/religious rubbish sours things for me.
Risabh i know you catch that..Smart monkey
Bottomline is this.
I would stand here appreciate if india send man to mars even after china. I don’t mind being 3rd or 4th on that list.
Sachin 200 is nothing special. True GOD will break it faster than buller train. Then if i see any of this midget whore fan , i rip them apar!.
You guys can’t see the psychological make up of this tiny midget mind. He has only one goal, set stat miles stone. That is the only fking reason he is playing.
This is why hinduism is fake. They all search is this so called enlightenment …all sankaracharyas to saibabas to million youtube enlightenment gurus.
One thing all these monkeys fail to note.
You take dump before enlightenment and after. So what is the difference between enlightened people and non enlightened people.
Nothing.
if anyone say they are enlightened , they have become conamn!
They are new species. It is growing.
Sachin is a conman.
Ahh. He is finally here. Keep crapping with your ass up in the air.
Alex you fucking moron. Sachin already did that. He scored an unbeaten century to win the best of three finals in Australia no less. So suck on that biTch. The more you masturbate on these forums, the Greater the legen of Sachin becomes. And just to rub salt in the wond Sachin will win the next world cup for India.
@alex… ask virendra sehwag who is his role model?? u will get quick answer –sachin tendulkar…sehwag said lots of time he always wanted and still want to become like sachin tendulkar…ask any cricketer….waism akram to ricky pointing every body respect and admire sachin tendulkar ’s cricketing skills……former cricketers knows better than viewers that how hard to put every single run on scoreboard …….. sachin tendulkar is the best batsmen in the morden era of cricket world ..
if even i am the lonely human who stand for truth , i don’t mind.
I can withstand unending blinding noise of sachin or any crap hinduism mumbo jumbo throw up in the air.
it is just noise. Someone’s belief.
Even all 6 billion people have common belief , it does not make it truth,
Sachin is a stat whore. Period.
you all monkeys (sachin fans) needs to understand Today’s truth will be tomorrow’s false.
Do not worship false god ( who can’t win when mattered) stat whore midget even if he score 300.
It is just a trick.
Do not fall for it.
But again no one be as strong as alex (anti sachin force).
What in that useless aus-india games that no one watched? when that aus team was weak.
And Aus beats the shit out of india few months back…where was sachin…175 and choked.
Sachin can be legend only for idiots. There are billion of them. Go join the crowd.
jrod, you’ve got all the raw material here for a hell of an anthropology phD thesis, and I’m being totally serious.
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Jrod getting pagecount….so i do not want you to shut all sachin fans now…will be done slowly…
someone should show reality to these idiotic midget fans. who is better than me.
Understand your abuse do not stick on to me. You can only hurt your mind , heart and everything. Anything you come up with is just your own belief of how others react to your belief..
i really do not exist in a way. it is just anti sachin force as long as sachin play for stats.
“There is a reason HINDUISM and TEMPLES still in India. 99% of indians are unevolved monkeys who just can’t think..
”
This is by Alex…
JRod how did you allow this to be published????
Thanks,
Sujith
I am a statwhore too!
I am a sachin fan!
Tell me where to meet you moron! We’ll see who will be ripped apart
Religion/philosophy is really connected to sachin midget behaviour. I use sachin midget fans to explain how overall indian people make up is.
All poor in india see this overwhelming blinding noise they see and can’t do anything against it. They ar estranded in deep hole.
Rich people make that noise to silence any opposition. Meida is the tool to make that noise.
if you watch sachin is this and that all over india.
What kids do ? they all realize stats is the key to stardom not winning attitude. They also think being short and midget is advantage. And also you need fair skin like tendulkar.
There will be no sachin fans in the world if there is no idiots in the world. Smart people can see thru people character and make up and their production when it matters most.
Sachin never delivered when it mattered. That is the bottomline. I don’t fall any of this stupid milestone. only idiots fall for all fake and conamn’s mumbo jumbo.
First you need to keep posting in this blog for 1 year to qualify to be my enemy.
Then we will see.
At present you are just another scattered noise. it will settle and disappear.
Keep posting your own belief for a while. Hahaha.
well put JRod. Nothing more to say. Wish alex too understands.
@alex you are gone out of ur mind….
how convenient!
You can’t cure all the billion people with sachin midget fan disease. You have to cure yourself mostly.
Sometime you have to take bitter medicine to cure the disease. Sachin midget fan disease is one of them
its ok , there are billions of midget fans who are psychologically converted and fk in the brain daily in india. Disease is enclosed only in india. So it is not spreading outside india.
Overwhelming Noise is only in India. Greg chappell saw the noise , he try to go against it and got defeated.
Sometimes you need to look at things from a totally different angle.
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There is no angle. Only Black and White.
Either sachin is stat obsessed stat whore or he is something his worshippers think him off…
I just do not get why these monkeys worship a guy who can’t even win anything that mattered. It is why india where rich getting richer and poor getting poorer. 80% live in slums.
Biggest discrepancy in the world between rich and poor.
Indian culture appreciate FAKE and likes to dream and fantasize more than look at reality.
Most sachin fans brought in that idiotic culture.
Every non indian cricketers praise sachin for one thing. One thing only. Moola. This is the best time to praise sachin for big dose of advertisment moola with sachin.
I now know who Alex really is. He is the greatest fan of Sachin, he is trying his best to speak ill of his master in the hopes that others will lavish praise on his true god Sachin, in-spite of him personally being hated by the general public….. either that or he has a dick too small to satisfy a mouse let alone a woman so he sits alone and masturbates watching tom and jerry and cursing those who are truly exceptional in their performance coz he can’t perform with his ding a ling hmm.. I hope its the former in that case Alex keep it goin dude dish out much hate n venom we are lovin it
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Sehwag definitely is a better match winner in terms of the pressure he handles at the top of the order and still scoring quick and big in test matches.He is absolute god.There’s no doubt on that.
But to be fair to Sachin,though we understand he is not good at all in handling big match pressure,he has played vital innings’ in many of indian wins.Even last series against S.A he scored the runs alongwith Sehwag and Sehwag himself has told in his interview that Sachin offfers him insight on who to attack who to defend and when to defend and when to attack and actually helps sehwag with the strategy whenever these two bat together.
Also the new indian team of 2000 has many youngsters like Dhoni,Raina and Yuvrajwho took the game seeing Sachin Saurav Dravid achive great success at international level . Even Sehwag modelled his stance and style on Sachin.Sachin is also one of the contributors why Indian team of 2000s is way better than the ones in 90s who had disappointed us with their average cricket on many occasion.
We win more often these days than those days definitely and Sachin has been an important part in those wins.
I think it will be good to say Sehwag still is the god and Sachin,a great master.
You manifest your own belief. Always.
Think!. Ask questions. Never agree or disagree,
Sachin is a stat whore. Nothing more. Nothing else.
All sachin fans are another one of billions midgets aspiring to be stat whore midgets.
You all need to understand alex character. It does not exist.
if you try to abuse , you only reflecting your fears of alex not alex itself. Alex do not exist.
Do not hurt your mind. You can’t fight with the mirror.
I am dopplehangar.
Abuse , Venom do not exist either. I only see people’s fear.
Human mind is like muddy water lake. You need to see through all noises (beliefs) to see beliefless entity inside.
Once you see thru all noises (abuses , beliefs) , you will see what i say is absolute truth.
I am correct. Always.
I can be fan of anyone who wins it for their country when it matters most. for example for me i am dravid fan and hardocre sehwag fan.
True legends are not about stats alone , it is about the moments,
The moments are all else fails, all depends on them see through and take their country to win through all hurdles.
I am fan of people who thinks winning is everything not playing for personal milestones.
It is never about A or B. It is about the “code”. Hahaha.
Message matters not messanger.
Also Alex is not same one as Alex fan or all kind of alex anti (shaitan) or pro avatars.
I am not jrod. But i do thank jrod for allowing me to say my opinions even though i disagree with 99.999999% of the visitors to site.
Truth start as small drip at first and spread…always…:D
I don’t think Jrod allow jingoistic fools to pressure him to behave like another jingoistic clone.
Jrod has knack for timing and when to say much when not to say.
I don’t have it. Most don’t have it. I babble. I rant. it is ok.
This is sehwagology site at first. Period.
Sachin stat whores can have their own site , who cares about jingoistic idiotic fools.
I am here only for that reason. ofcourse we all love jrod’s humor writing!.
I only respect people who respect winning. Also you must understand alex do not exist.
It is just a role. Just like every human play a role with his belief system.
what is alex’s belief system. Sachin is a stat whore. What else? Nothing else. everything else blank. So it become mirror anything other than sachin.
So quit being stat whore midget fan and beg for my mercy!.
As long as you start to see winning is everything , everything will be forgiven. if you bring stats to prove a point , you will be abused , robbed of any sanity you have.
I am here all midget stat whore sachin fans , where the hell are you all people when i am here all stat whore monkeys run!.
Fuck off alex.
Anger is a representation of your inablity to control your fear. ::D
Sehwagology has a new prophet
That much dedication? You’ve got to love alex. You’ve got to.
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How much free time does he have? Those rants are getting longer.
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Crown , that is better.
There is only one GOD. Sehwag. No one else come close.
Sachin is stat whore. He is definitely master of sneaky stuff. Sachin is mind is about runs , Sehwag mind is about entertainment for spectators.
Sehwag can make 300 if he puts mind to it.
The problem with sehwag achieving target is people always want what is next. Then next is only retirement.
That is why sehwag keeping one day triple century for another day.
With sehwag anything possible all the time. With sachin anything possible only in benign condition and great flat pitch.
Sachin is india’s 3rd great batsman. God is first , Dravid second , Sachin is 3rd.
So don’t come crawling here babbling about sachin this sachin that.
That midget only interested in statistical milestones.
Wake up people. Stop being sheep follwoing jingoistic idiotic tribal indian media.
Alex “I am correct. Always”. Where did you get this fact from – “It is why india where rich getting richer and poor getting poorer. 80% live in slums. Biggest discrepancy in the world between rich and poor. “
Name your source document – or do these figures just come to you as you meditate?
“Jrod has knack for timing and when to say much when not to say. I don’t have it. Most don’t have it. I babble. I rant. it is ok.” So does babbling and ranting equate well with being correct always?
“Alex do not exist.” – have you ever thought this could be a slight hindrance to your beheading and ripping apart of people?
And when was the last time you personally won anything for a team? Are you worthy to even follow Sehwag?
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I am correct. Always.
There are noise around everything. Only smart people able to see through garbage.
Fools see their own reflection on anything!.
Humans interpret things according to his own beliefs.
Worth is overrated. Relative junk crap.
A good questions has no context behind it!.
as Rishbah mentioned, there is plenty in here for an anthropology PhD.
for example, how someone who hates statwhores always has the greatest stats when it comes to comments.
alex – you can write all that in one comment, rather than continuous repetition. but you keep re-posting the same stale thoughts, with an occasional one to suck jrod’s dick because his sehwagology gives you a set of belief you lacked before.
still, you are the sachin of trolls – i doubt anyone has as many comments, especially in futile causes as you do. and i am sure you provide the trolls with as much inspiration as sachin does to his fans.
i suggest you model your comment style on sehwag – be explosive, but get it done quickly. unfortunately, as my wife always says, you become the thing you hate. and you have become the pea-brained, stats worshipping, unbelieving rabid believer you hate.
on the day sachin crossed the 200 barrier, you look set to cross the 100 comments barrier.
congrats you statwhore!
Alex is just a whore. The stats are incidental.
Business bad? No-one paying you any attention? Stick the word “Sachin” into your blog for an instant hit.
karachikhatmal, that was reina, not me – well said in any case
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karachikhatmal ,
You manifest your own belief. repetition is way stop people from thinking for a second.
I help people indirectly. Make them stop thinking and going on tangent like you go round and round.
There is nothing called futile. All it need is one person to free from sachin midget whore spell. Hahahahaha.
I am what ever you manifest. Understand that. I do not exist.
But you all manifest stuff about who is alex…etc because you all know i am the only one tellling the truth like it is. You can refuse all you want. You are just afraid chicken.
Sachin is a stat whore. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Sehwag is only GOD. No one come close.
All midget whore fans are traitors!,
Only questions free your mind from slavery. Not the answers. Everyone have them.
Ask questions , never agree or disagree.
Seriously.. alex is nothing but a clown. Go back and read his predictions about “smart” choices Saffers made by bringing in JP Duminey etc. Why do you people feed this troll?
Alex – I can understand you get upset about stats – you yourself don’t seem to be able to cope with any kind of rigor? Are you are frightened of being examined and found wanting? You don’t back yourself with any unassailable proof. You are afraid of stats – admit it, you know nothing.
And no comeback from you then on your worthiness to follow Sehwag?
Alex – now that is a gender non specific name isn’t it.
“Did you know that, on average, women use 15,000 words a day while men use 7,000?Women took about twice as long as men to end their online instant messaging conversations in a 2003 study of US university students. The study, which was published in the Journal of Language and Social Psychology, also found that women were much more likely to use emoticons (representations of emotions using punctuation marks).The most popular emoticon was the smiley face.” … a quote from this BBC site
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml?users=1
Give it ago – perhaps you and your inner lady need to connect on a more conscious level? Your troubles and perhaps even your smiley emoticons may vanish?
But your not really one to take good advice are you girl?
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chowkster,
I think it’s the same reason people watch those really awful, dregs-of-humanity reality shows – a morbid fascination to see just how twisted it can actually get before imploding or hitting some kind of ceiling.
That said, dude needs help. Of the professional, possibly medical variety.
And I’ll never be able to look at that smiley-face icon again without feeling seriously creeped out. It looks like Norman Bates’ grin to me now.
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desi brethren,
karthik made 79 without being beaten for christssake! thats the real record SA will never be able to live down.
the rest is statistics.
This alex guy seems to be such an idiot. Here Mr. Alex, you wanted one innings by Sachin where he scored in the second innings where it mattered. Check this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-_VqjSaBs&feature=related .
Now your defence is going to be, this was a one off. I know hypocrites like you. I can provide more innings if you accept that you were wrong.
Only help is for people who worship stat whore sachin.
Also if you really think someone need help infact you really need help. Think about that
It is always about you. No one else.
Others are your own fascination about your creation!.
This site is full of traitors of sehwagology. I rule them!.
Alex can not exist without sachin stat whore fans. Just polar opposite. Hahaha.
Take-home message of this entire comment thread: don;t do drugs, kids, and stay in school.
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OMG, word of the day for alex: DENIAL. Get well soon man.
He grew up on self-motivation tapes, not very expensive ones.
“You are always right. Everyone else is a midget statwhore.”
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Why do I get the feeling that alex actually does not exist. He cannot be real…..this is just too much. I’m almost at the point where I think Jrod’s making him up to get views on his blog. I for one seem to read his articles lesser and concentrate more on alex’ comments these days……what is wrong with me!!!
People make their own methods and beliefs.
Strong mind see through garbage.
Weak creates terror in their mind. It is their own reflection of their mind.
Not everyone created with same energy balance. Some need more energy balance day to day , others do not.
Sachin is a stat whore irrespective what stat he reached. Only fools worship midget.
“I am correct, always”
I can face alll 1 billion stat whore midget fan indans alone. No problem. They can’t think clearly. if they can think they would not worship false GOD. hahahaha.
if i give you creep , it is your mind creepy. There is no smoke without fire. Understand that.
if it is not in there , it will not come out. It is your own reflection of how your mind telling you.
Weak belief whore.
Why monkeys trying every possible way to reflect their own feelings (denial) on me is beyond funny. Hahaaha.
Sachin stat milesstone is more of “Empty pride” of Indians. It is useless. Also sachin proved he is an idiot.
He wish ,his record beaten by another indian. Pathetic.
Pakistanis are boiling. Hahahaha.
They are planning / executing next show Umar Akmal 220 Not Out score in ODI.
I might not like ST, but I think he’s a bloody great cricketer.
See Alex, it IS possible to be gracious. You should try being a grown-up sometime. I used to find you amusing, now you’re just annoying. And racist. And offensive to religious people.
Does anyone actually read through his posts? Cause I read the first two lines and then get bored.
Grow up, man.
Arent you from Canada? Who denied you admission to mental asylums up there?
cb
You manifest your fears. Not me.
oh yeah! he’s one of those lonely bastards brainwahsed by some guru. all the silly philosophy stuff, gosh, i need to behead that guru first! i know this dude/self-declared guru in chicago who sounds every bit like alex, just that he has ppl listening to him!
cb
Alex is a Paki and he cant stomach the fact that saeed anwar’s record was broken by ST and he also went on to make the first 200 in ODI history. Hence the cut-dick paki pride is hurt beyond repair….I just love it when Paki shit hits the roof….Go Alex!
I don’t!
I don’t remember when I read the entire comment from the “attention whore” for the last time!
Get well soon attention whore!!
(And by the way, Congrats! you are getting enough of attention!!)
Sachin has proved how he can chase down a huge target against a deadly bowling attack by scoring 175 ..when 0ther 10 members of the team were mere spectators.175 odd runs chasing 350 against australia is no joke or ordinary.he fell only when it was 18 required.if he has to score all the runs why the hell other 10 members are there?
More than Sachin or Sehwag, I thought Dhoni would be the one to get to 200 first. Or Gayle, Dilshan’s creeping up that list too.
Sehwag is an awesome player but I don’t think the man himself gives a shit about what he does in ODIs.
Having said that, if Sachin is a stat whore, he’s a stat whore I love. So go screw yourself Alex.
ps: he dismantled Shoaib, Waqar and Akram in a fucken chase, in a fucken World Cup match
pssst. Pomting has 3 worldcups. How many sachin have ..zero…zip…he is useless stat whore. period. Everyone knows except sachin midget fans.
Others do praise sachin only one reason , lots of moola. Reason warne praise sachin is the only for moola. Nothing else.
No one give a fk about useless stat.
You are your own guru , if you know.
There is absolutely no one is better than you to understand that. Except your beliefs of sachin which is flawed , jingoistic and plain idiotic.
Only fool worship “stat whore idols”
Ponting is good, indeed a superb odi player and test player- but he isn’t as good an odi player as Sachin, 3 world cups or not…
hahahaha this is my first visit here and really like the forum atmosphere here
but coming back to the fact i m a sachin admirer will always be 1 even if some 1 calls me a ’stupid monkey’ or a ’stupid midgit fan’ …Sachin is an icon and we know that =]
and yea i forgot to add this hey alex u got interesting posts there but will u say the same when u r in the middle of the field faceing a real bowl from al real bowler …. i dont think so so please keep ur comments to ur self and stop being a racist
Whole india is racist(castist(!. Stop fking your arse with your head.
80% poor!. RSS (priests) running the country and abusing the poor with overwhelming noise.
No roads. All pollution everywhere. Poor die. Rich stay and enjoy 5 star hotel.
Slums everywhere even in big cities. Why this big descerepancy? There is no where in the world the gap between rich and poot is this big?
India are self racist country!. light Brown hates dark brown. hahahaha.
Is there a black heroine in bollywood?. Will it ever allowed in 100 years?. I don’t think so.
Unless pak nuke mumbai completely and remove the racist/castist filth.
Indians can not see mirror and evolve themself. They need someone to tell them you are ugly!.
No wonder OBAMA dislike INDIA.
ALL INDIANS even supported white Hillary clinton against OBAMA because he was black.
Gandhi was really a racist projected to be this MAHATAMA crap.
You have to look behind all the noise and see the truth.
Someone needs to take their pills. Or stop taking them…
Alex, beyond doubt you are a piece of paki garbage…..just go tie some suicide belt and blow yourself up in a paki garbage bin…..
@alex
Go to the market
Ask for life
If yo find it – Get one
Same crap. Everyone react differently according to their beliefs.
Its fun.
Sachin is a bonafide stat whore.
Alex, get your cock out your mouth, take a deep breath and think for a minute, “what has alex ever achieved in his pitiful existence besides sucking his own dick and getting off on it!” hmmmmmmmm?
what’s with the alex sniping? it’s a free world, everyone’s entitled to their opinions even if they are crap opinions.
I think Sachin’s only opened up a door, now that they know it can be done, expect some more guys to go get 200. guys like Warner and Graeme Smith can do it provided they develop the (a) temperament needed
(b) fitness
(c) most importantly, the skills. No pitch no matter however friendly, no bowling attack no matter however limp is gonna let you score 200.
Karthik, Yusuf and Dhoni’s too played a big role, didn’t put Sachin under pressure and in fact took a lot off him.
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Pramod, if Alex can suck himself off that is a feat of rare magnificence.
well jrod…looking at his frustrated non-stop masturbation here i’m sure he does suck himself off when his hands get tired…..
(creepy alex smiley)
I now clearly see where Alex is coming from. No, he’s definitely not a paki. He is one of those numerous Brahmin bashing, Hinduism hating dimwits who can’t understand the deep philosophy behind our scriptures and think casteism is all there is to Hinduism.
He is either a fucked up commie or self hating, Ambedkar worshipping Dalit.
If you carefully ponder about the reasons for all the ills of Hinduism, you might get the clue that India is probably the first place in the neolithic world to have experienced multiculturism due to the migration of Indo-Iranians to the subcontinet some 1000s of years ago. Despite the apparent physical differences (color, build) they seem to have assimilated fairly well into the society. And nowhere do our scriptures mention of the superiority of fair skin over dark skin. Rama, Krishna, Draupadi all “Brahminic” Gods are in fact of darker shade (Neela Megha Syama == Dark as a cloud). And the four varnas are just classification of the people based on their intellect.
So my dear Alex, first cure yourself of the self-hatred. Self respect != Jingoism. Maybe all the affirmative action policies (reservations) which you have availed to get educated at premier Indian Universities are the reason why you have become so self-hating.
When is the next match? This shit can only end with more cricket / Jrod’s new posts. Jrod, you listening?
cb
@Former Alex Fan
Correction there, he doesnt goto any Indian University, it’s Canadian.
Enough already.
scoring 200 not only matters,but the way he scored it .in just 147 balls with out nay ferocious hitting ,most of the runs came form skill full placement .Sou african fielders were deceived many times by his clinical placement of shots.Do watch the highlights again and again..the shot he played against dale stayne moving to across to off stump line and flicking with wrist was unbelievable.Dale stayn’s facial expression showed how much he was surprised and clueless.
hahahaha get well soon alex mamu
@ JRod:
“99% of indians are unevolved monkeys who just can’t think.”
“Unless pak nuke mumbai completely and remove the racist/castist filth.”
“…pak will nuke that place and ultimately that idiotic dream will end. if not pak , china will do.”
Seriously? JRod? You can’t be allowing such crazy rants on your website. No matter from how deranged a person, that no one in their right sense would take him seriously. But thats just it. Not everyone on the internet is sensible enough to just ignore.
Alex might be just an attention craving troll, but some of these comments are extremely flagrant. It should offend both Indians and Pakistanis…..and the Chinese too I guess. Why is nuking a country being discussed on a cricket humorist’s website?
I don’t know how much of His Craziness’ comments help your page views but you got to draw the line somewhere. I’ve come to a point where I’m considering ignoring the comments page entirely and I’m guessing there’ll might be others.
@Shashank +1
I understand there is this whole ‘against blogging philosophy’ in blocking comments, but the heck, you cant expect an average reader to hunt through the comments to make any sense while ignoring the troll’s comments. And the more ppl voice against the troll, it gains super stardom! I thought it would wane over time, doesnt look like anytime soon for me. For the 5-10 mins I spend on this blog, I dont want to read the same shit posted by the troll. Please draw a line somewhere. Else, just block comments for good!
cb
Only people with fear (beliefs) get angry!, Period.
If you are smart , you see through the garbage.
I am infact helping you all idiots(sachin fans) to grow up and abandon your midget god sachin.
It never about me , it is always about you.
You want someone to do dirty work. World is not beautiful place. It has all the shades.
Why do anyone defend hinduism which keep 80% of the people poor?. The belief who is controlling..
You all ask for it , now running , whining and crying!.
you can’t have it both!.
Former Alex fan ,
You are way off reality of the world in india. Where is black heroine (dalit) in bollywood?.
I like to stirr the pot.
Everyone have an opinion. It is just an opinion.
Truth varies person to person based on his experience.
Even 1 billion say there is no castism or racism , it does not make it truth. if people have their choice they will choose differently.
When people do not have choice they follow sheep method and survive first then speak whats on their mind.
Sachin midget fans are plain idiots. All of them. No exception.
I do not see anything special than good technical player who play for personal milestones in order to look great for his countryman.
He is a loser and he can’t win anything big when pressure was on. He does not event match real God Sehwag even 50%.
Indian media praise because it is their midget. It is as simple as that.
I don’t mind if sachin make double century in world cup final playing second. Playing second is the pressure situation , worldcup final is pressure situation.
I only see overwhelming noise from all sachin midget whore fans. Nothing special. India is like that just a noise.
“Alex, beyond doubt you are a piece of paki garbage…..just go tie some suicide belt and blow yourself up in a paki garbage bin…..Alex, get your cock out your mouth, take a deep breath and think for a minute, “what has alex ever achieved in his pitiful existence besides sucking his own dick and getting off on it!” hmmmmmmmm?”
“Pramod, if Alex can suck himself off that is a feat of rare magnificence.”
“well jrod…looking at his frustrated non-stop masturbation here i’m sure he does suck himself off when his hands get tired….. ”
“Seriously? JRod? You can’t be allowing such crazy rants on your website.”
Youtube With Balls. As everywhere, people are free not to respond. It would end the debate right away. But they keep posting, gloating, pouring oil in the fire, keeping it going, only to scream up even louder over the predictable reply. And their responses are telling (me not to bother).
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I am well versed with forum talk. I am the invincible master!.
I do not exist.
Anyone who try to abuse me with words are just trying to hurt their brain.
I actually welcome every extreme opinions. Because in order to get rid of disease sachin midget fans have they need to puke it. i don’t mind hearing all the crap. It is fun.
More anger the stronger i become. infact i am teflon but more enjoyable if i see more anger.
Less reaction , no need for alex because it will show sachin midget fans lost the belief.
I am only speaking to sachin midget fans “belief” in different angle and stroking its ego opposite way so it reacts.
Extreme reaction are GREAT once in a while!.
Bring it on sachin midget stat whore fans.
I am here waiting!.
y can’t some people accept the fact he is a great batsman,and had worked harder than all the batmans ever,just everybody stop complining his abilities,he has nothing more to prove to anyone,he only cares abt team victory.
alex.. what do you have to say about the innings against australia and new zealand…
many a times he has played a great knock while chasing and when he gets out with 20 runs to spare the other players choke themselves..
what about the various sharjah innings that too in finals??
i am sure u will give thousands of foolish reasons to overlook these knocks…
also u must be saving a lot on your electricity bills by turning of the TV when sachin is playing right??
i dont really care what u think.. because facts will be facts..
urs truly..
I don’t watch sachin at all. I switch off once sehwag is out. There is nothing special about stat whore grinding runs at tortoise pace mostly.
He is just not good when it comes to winning.
He is best run accumulator when things not on the line. when it is on the line he find a way to get out. Pressure gets to him.
I never seen one inning he bat second and score a century and won when everyone failing. NEVER!.
I consider Winning is only thing and sachin play for stats last 10 years and against team’s wishes mostly. It is proven nth time.
if he is a team player he would have played 3rd in TESTS and saved india in Nagpur. He refused. He also never take strike in ODI first and let newbies take strike.
I can give you one thing , sachin is always sneaky and calculative and play by average.
He is not the X factor type batsman. if there is no sehwag , no dravid , i would say sachin best batsman. But i have better choices and i see how sehwag and dravid contribute massively in winning and drawn games.
Sachin never played one inning that define , wow no one would have played under pressure. He never did. He always took easy way in everything!.
He is a BONAFIDE STAT WHORE NEMERO UNO!.
My first response on this site, So, let me understand here, someone doesn’t like Sachin and someone like Sehwag, Someone like Sehwag and Sachin, Is this first time happening in Indian History ? Fans are fighting for their beloved Gods. Bleeding. Nuking eachother. But, hey last time I checked both are playing for same country. and you know the funny thing is when both score they put runs in their stat with indian nationality. Can ICC allow this ? Sachin score runs goes to Indian Team total….. wow i don’t know who made this rule ? I am not too sure, if ICC should be allowing this. When Sachin/Sehwag score runs its going to Indian Team despite they win or loose. I mean its ridiculous. BCCI should put all runs to opposite to team whenever Sachin makes runs. That would be So cool. e.g. Sachin scored 13447 in test, and 17598 in one-day. Please I urge BCCI to deal this issue with ICC and make them to cancel all his runs and put into to oppositions (to respective matches). I wonderful how that would be ?? I wish they do it as soon as possible before someone dies of an ulcer bleeding. I am seeing this first time in history that ppl are fighting for their Gods who represent the same country… i am loving it.
I mean you look at any sports they put scores goals aces points service point, even the guy loose they put their score in their account. Its ridiculous rule. Right? They should consider their numbers only if they win. Right ? How stupid the whole world can be right?
E.g. Andy Roddick played so better against Federror in one of the longest match in history .. i don’t know why on earth they allow his stats to go to his account. He freaken lost against Fedderer .. Andy is freaken stat whore .. so bad tennis player right…!! Same for rooney … i hate him because he got freken got red card in wc. Such a stat whore .. they should ban all stat whore right ??? They should Destroy all the stat made by loosing players and team .. less work for ICC and cricinfo and also for fans ..
He is God Of Crickets
It does not matter what answer (excuses) manifest , sachi is bonafide stat whore because he chokes every time india need him to play his big innings.
His big inning always comes when there is no pressure on him.
I can gurant one thing though , playing for india is more pressured than playing for australia or any other team. But reward also very high!.
So basically it is all connected to indian culture with so many internal divisions , each one support their caste based divisions. Media support you know who. check all past indian primeminsters list , you will see a pattern.
Media hype stat whore sachin even though he fail every time when india need him, they are even going to give this useless midget bharat ratna for nothing.
Idiotic india!.
I like people who wants to win at any cost!.
Indians(hindu majority) with all their philosophical mumbo jumbo , do not aware of the “live present” concept. All dreams and illusions is the way of life. Basically fake stuff to control weak and poor.
All noise all the time!. You can as well imagine monkeys live there.
There always going winners and losers on anything , i do not think or like people celebrating losers like sachin stat whore!.
It shows bad way about india. Instead of bharat ratna to the midget , i think that money can be used educate some young kid with poverty.
You can as well say India is a Land of GODMAN (conman) and Monkeys and Snakes and Poor.
I know where your conman comment is coming from. Interestingly, the man in qn, Nityananda’s famous quote – I do not exist Hmmm
cb
Here,
All noise all the time!. You can as well imagine monkeys live there.
Epic!
cb