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  1. alex  •  Dec 27, 2009 @21:37

    I agree 100%. .

  2. alex  •  Dec 27, 2009 @22:15

    What happened to those billion dollar profit? BCCI can’t even provide good pitch?. It is a shame really. Corruption is the problem in BCCI. Every profit is shared between BCCI shareholders (GRAND THEFT). World richest board can’t even make a good pitch in its own capital?

    This is the reason india got 80% poor people. Rich is getting richer and poor is getting more poorer.Trickle down economy concept of republican captialism won’t be good for developing countries third world like INDIA. if you have bigger middle class , you will demand for better product and able to influence the system to achieve it. Atpresent BCCI do not care , they think they can throw any junk , people come. Bad arrogant attitude.

    What india need military dictatorship or time to divide india inton smaller parts and bring more autonomy to little people. Faster growth if it is managed in smaller (mini states or countries) way or go chinese way dictatorship for the sake of greater good.

    BCCI needs to invest 30% of the money for cricket infrastructure. Will they do it?. No way in hell until pot gets empty/ That is the reason SA, Aus,Eng boards have to advise BCCI how to manage its resources as BCCI is floundering with truck load of cash.

  3. Pete  •  Dec 27, 2009 @23:19

    I wonder if this was how uncovered pitches performed. I like it, the batsmen need to harden up!

  4. Yawn  •  Dec 28, 2009 @00:47

    I was expecting a no-fast-bowling T20 friendly later in the day to please the crowds.. didn happen. Gone are those days :(

    Alex, you are a mindfuck.

  5. Yawn  •  Dec 28, 2009 @00:48

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  6. the big E  •  Dec 28, 2009 @03:12

    every ODI wicket should play like this – would stop Mike Clarke bunting them around for 30 off 80 balls and might make people actually watch 50 over cricket, particularly when the series score is 9-1 and the only reason you sit there is to not wash the dishes.

    Poor little jellybeans – a little bit of unpredictable bounce and you go and get yourself caught at cover, miss a straight one from Barji and then have a ’standard’ subcontinent runout. I wish every time there was a top order collapse, there was an “exit game” button to push

  7. Vee  •  Dec 28, 2009 @07:35

    LOL @Alex…..Dude, you need help !

  8. Vim  •  Dec 28, 2009 @10:44

    Why bring Clarke’s non-existent one day batting skills into this? I had erased them, well nearly, from my mind.

    I’m fed up with bowler’s getting such short shrift and yet batsmen wearing the eqivalent of medieval armour out there and then being protected even further from the nasty bowlers in case they hurt their ickle selves.

  9. Sid  •  Dec 28, 2009 @12:22

    I was quite disappointed when this video had been pulled by the Indian CB, but then I read Alex’s comment and it cheered me up no end.

    Excellent entertainment.
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  10. The Village Cricketer  •  Dec 28, 2009 @12:27

    The problem with India is that the BCCI seems more intent on removing the video footage. If they can keep it off Youtube then perhaps they can pretend it never happened.
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  11. Dhananjay Mhatre  •  Dec 28, 2009 @12:40

    The pitch was nasty. Gavaskar had a look at it during the pitch report and was visibly floundering for words to describe. He came up with the “hair transplant” description which sure seemed like euphemism for “this is one fucked up mofo of a pitch”.

    Alex’s comment above finally outs him as a India hating deluded Pakistani. (No offense meant to other Pakistanis. The writing by some paki bloggers is awesome and appreciated.)
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  12. Sunny  •  Dec 28, 2009 @14:46

    @alex – you need to tell us what you are smoking because it sounds like its some good shit.

    i never understood how a pitch that produces 300+ is a good pitch but one that is slightly unpredictable is a bad pitch?! fucken mollycoddled batsmen. effing dilshan is a flat track bully.

  13. Procynic  •  Dec 28, 2009 @15:36

    I still cannot believe they called off a game because *gasp* a batsman who likes to ’scoop’ fast bowlers over the keepers head took a hit on the chest !!!!
    What next ? If the team batting first does not get 300 we just call off the game ?

  14. Dhananjay Mhatre  •  Dec 28, 2009 @15:40

    Well, it was not about the extra bounce. It was about steep bounce followed by ankle high bounce off the same f’ing length.
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  15. Yawn  •  Dec 28, 2009 @18:24

    Give us more ‘grass’.

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  16. alex  •  Dec 28, 2009 @21:27

    I am not pakistani. I am just well wisher of India. :D

    Calling someone pakistani is another defense mechanism and pat yourself , you are ok?.

    People rulling India need BIG MIRROR before they accuse Aussies , Pakistan or who ever dow tow the line of BCCI.

    BCCI is like monkey with flowers. :D

  17. alex  •  Dec 28, 2009 @21:30

    I am not pakistani. I am just well wisher of India. :D

    Calling someone pakistani is another defense mechanism of indians who is afraid to look at themself? It is always someone’s fault for BCCI and sachin fans. :D

    People rulling India need a BIG MIRROR before they accuse Aussies , Pakistan or who ever do not tow the line of BCCI.

    BCCI with billion dollar cash is like monkey with flowers that do not know what to do with it. :D

  18. Johnny Twoshoes  •  Dec 28, 2009 @21:41

    I thought ‘monkey’ was a term of respect in India?

  19. alex  •  Dec 28, 2009 @22:38

    Everything is a god in INDIA. Event shit. If it is has health benefits. Basically free for all philosophy. What ever works. :D

    So monkey God , Snake God or Rat God….all possible…limited by only human imagination.

    God is cheap in India. It comes with many flavours.If shit can be God , sachin chokedulkar can be choker GOD. Hahaha. :D

    But there also GOD has levels. Shiva,Krishna,Brahma are in upper echelon Gods. Woman Gods to all other Gods are lower level layer. Damn even Gods has castism. hahaha. :D

    Unevolved Tribal culture. Fear creates discrimination. Indians have discrimination in their genes. 2000 years of brainwashed and cultivated to believe in crap.

  20. Yawn  •  Dec 28, 2009 @23:46

    Yes, you need immediate help.

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  21. alex  •  Dec 29, 2009 @00:30

    :D

  22. alex  •  Dec 29, 2009 @00:33

    Hmm No.

    DDCA need immediate help. May be sachin fans help them to make a flat pitch.

    I speak truth. sort of. :D

  23. Anand  •  Dec 29, 2009 @04:28

    Is that all? I thought braodcasting was horrible and how long can you hear Siva, sunny, ravi and their bros explaining stuff that’s really out there.

    When will Ravi shastri stop talking abt lightning fast outfield and tracerbullet speed ball reaching fence.

    How abt ads every other ball during overs ?

    How about spectators getting burnt in the sun or having no proper toilets to piss?

    There are lot of things that are an issue with BCCI.

    How abt including more tests to maintain number 1 status – now?

  24. Vee  •  Dec 29, 2009 @04:32

    Hey, it’s Vee, I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please tell us what you are smoking? I went through your comments and I think its time that you take your thoughts about my religion and keep them safe in your empty head. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.

    ~Vee Woods

  25. alex  •  Dec 29, 2009 @05:23

    Why sachin fans has to play different role to defend themself. Come out where ever you are. Do not be afraid Vee woods. Is it because you have broken teeth?.

    I think it is funny and kind of pathetic act by sachin chokedulkar fans.

    Chinese should rule india!. That is best for india. :D

  26. Bhaskar  •  Dec 29, 2009 @07:53

    @ Alex – Praying for you to be cured soon. Seriously how the fuck did you land up at 2000 years of brainwashing, casteism (note the spelling, you asshole from the english challenged caste) etc etc from one abandoned match at the Kotla? Did the chinese put something up your anus as part of their tests when you were still an embryo?

  27. FK  •  Dec 29, 2009 @14:38

    @Alex..

    ru mentally retarded or u totally fucked up in ur mind..???

    are nt u supposed to talk abt cricket here..?? evry1 has their one believs dont know how to respect the ohters believes u low life ass…

    we just have caste system but not mascred any of low level castes like Australins did to native tribes… //

    ur an arrogant sense less dumb ass fucker..

  28. amsterdam  •  Dec 29, 2009 @16:22

    i come back to this blog time and again for the entertaining racism. This globalisation thing is getting so boring otherwise.

  29. alex  •  Dec 29, 2009 @18:18

    I do not exist. Only sachin fans exist. Because they think Sachin is God almighty . Sachin the chokedulkar can be God only for 2000 years of braiwashed , mind raped , krishna rapis worshipping clueless …discriminate anything that moves…sachin fans must evolve from 2000 years of tribal culture.

    It is time. Enough of making chokedulkar piss drinking sachin as GOD. He must have 90% monkey Gene. (see the nostrils).

  30. alex  •  Dec 29, 2009 @18:25

    I am here to entertain myself and abuse all sachin fans with abundant energy. i dislike idiotic sachin fans. They hate aussies. They are racist monkeys and castist monkeys. So it is time to get back at those tiny midgets like gavaskar, parthiv patel. or whoever worships sachin the chokedulkar. :D

  31. the big E  •  Dec 30, 2009 @03:59

    Hey Alex – grab your bat and your ball and get the fuck off this blog.

  32. alex  •  Dec 30, 2009 @05:06

    I think you should not be afraid or getting irritated by words. Weak people shiver. DO not be sachin chokedulkar who piss on the pitch nowadays.

    Be a sehwag. Be like god: D Face the adversity without fear.

    Bring it on sachin fans. :P

  33. Sanga  •  Dec 30, 2009 @12:15

    @alex: What do you say about carpet-nuking the whole of India? That would put the f*&%ing BCCI and Chokedulkar out of business wouldn’t it?

  34. Yawn  •  Dec 30, 2009 @14:47

    @All

    Alex is Indian. Do what every sane netizen would in a forum.. ignore the attention seeking sob!

  35. Yawn  •  Dec 30, 2009 @14:48

    sd
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  36. Yawn  •  Dec 30, 2009 @14:51

    RIP Dr Vishnuvardhan. Anil Kumble paid his last respects to the great man. I am sure he served well for Karnataka cricket in some way. Thank you sire.

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  37. alex  •  Dec 30, 2009 @15:43

    Nothing make me go away foolish brainfucked sachin chokedulkar fans.

    Sachin is worst cricketer ever , hope he break his leg and go away. We do not need a guy with fear.

    Sachin is a attention whore. ME ME ME..fk him.

    :D

  38. Mike  •  Jan 2, 2010 @13:35

    Soon bowlers will be complaining that pitches are too flat, and refuse to keep playing because it’s too consistent for them.