equatorThis is not an innings.
An innings has a fielding team.
It has a batsman at the other end.
There would also be spectators and commentators.
This has none of that.
This is a spiritual awakening.
A scream in the ear of the doubters.
A club to the head of the non-believers.
A nuke bomb to the groin of the heretics.
This wasn’t an attack on Sri Lanka, this was one man conquering the world, fixing its ills, and turning on every single human being at the same time.
Erotic conquering for peace; with a bat.
Everyone seeing this innings is having spiritual sexual intercourse.
There is a reason I say seeing, not seen, because this innings is so good that it should never be talked about in past tense.
I suggest the people who are at the ground today should all kill themselves. How on earth are they ever going to top this innings? Either that or all run naked from the ground chanting the great one’s name.
When the day finished, a microphone was thrust into the prophet’s face, just like at Nazareth, and the man said, “I see the ball and I try and hit the ball”.
I SEE the ball, and I TRY and HIT the ball.
Live by this my children.
Forget all your archaic religious practices, stop worshipping at the feet of some coked up rocker, put down all the books, just watch this man/prophet/god/force and you will get everything you need for life.
HE IS SEHWAG. YOU ARE SAVED.
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I was waiting for this post, I must admit.
amen brother!
amen
bows down in reverence at the feet of SEHWAG.
i am going to the game tomorrow….pray he stays…
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Amen!!
he only hit the bad balls, come on.
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I just had multiple orgasms watchin Sehwag pulverise the hapless Sri Lankans. Why oh why do they even bother setting fields for him? I hope he gets 400 tommorrow
Take a bow
Reminds me of myself, but I do it on tougher pitches against a better attack
My girl friend offered da best sex I could have, if i stopped watchin the match and help her out. I refused the offer and thou I know am gonna sleep in da couch tonite, Its soooo worth it.
I SEE the ball, and I TRY and HIT the ball!!!!
In the name of Almighty himself!!!!! Amen!!!!
Spiritual awakening was felt. Even while reading the onlline commentry in the office. With God playing, why is there any fear for Test cricket?
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People say such innings come once in a lifetime, HELL! we have had 3 such “once in a lifetime” experiences
This was not real batting. I hope he makes 400 as well…
http://wisdencricketer.com/blogs/blog/2009/12/03/edward-craig-sehwag-and-test-cricket%e2%80%99s-children/
I am a believer in Sehwagology now!!! I hope he gets his 400, he deserves it.
Also he is probably the only player who is consistently getting his centuries below a run a ball.
The stage is perfectly set for Sehwag to stumble down some great records. But I don’t really want to talk about it as I have a feeling that we all might have jinxed his onslaught by appreciating him even before he reaches his triple ton. So really, I don’t feel like applauding for Sehwag so early. Let him blow the SL attack tomorrow morning.
But this knock has made me a certain follower of Sehwagology.
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For all those who felt that the SL was in this match ! God decreed otherwise !
Praise Sehwagology. I have been a follower of him ever since JRod’s been his follower.
What surprises me though is – why is his missing from your howzat team ?? Is it because he is too sacred for your team of the bushrangers ? Do they worship him each time you’re online ?
*staggers to the altar*
I convert, Brother, I convert … please forgive my doubts, my infidelity, my foolish nationalist tendencies…
*bashes forehead on the floor a few times*
In fact, *save* me from my foolish nationalist tendencies… especially before they make me read another article about Brad Hodge…
*realises they will all be writing about The Saviour instead*
oh, Mighty One, you have already saved me! why did I ever doubt you!!
You are utterly correct.
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Has there been a man more confident about his hitting ability?
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Rishab, I wasa bit freaked out when, after all this religious fervor, I saw you reference the “end of times”.
Im waiting waiting for him to score a century before lunch on the 1st day of a test…
I think he will do it. Also he missed out Triple century on same day. Only Don has the record. I think sehwag will do it another day.
Lets watch him cross 300 tomorrow. And after that just wait for him to score some runs.
God exists!.
Holy be your name,your kingdom come,your will be done all over earth as it is done in mumbai,Give us this day our daily sixes and fours. Do bring us to the tests and deliver us from all probotic evil!!
Remember that the saviour didn’t get a full day to make his 300
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I can’t agree more than this.. I watched the highlights(Well is there something like that for this innings except for the over intervals ) I LMAO.. may be in jrod’s word its orgasm
.. Waiting for tomorrow’s post.. (As a fan of Dravid and Sehwag , i expect 2 articles.. )
I want GOD to score triple hundred against aussies in australia to shut up some of the whining / bitching aussies.
I do not mind aussies degrade sachin , i will stand in line for that.
What i can’t tolerate is anyone badmouth about GOD. Hahahaha.
I am true disciple. I will go holywar on infiedels.
I meant “Virtual Holywar”.
jrod,
The day Sehwag makes 400 runs , you can sell many sehwagology T shirts. Whole world will know off existance of sehwagology cult.
You can also write a book on sehwagology , might sell more than “when freedie become jesus”
http://www.whatay.com/2006/02/14/sidins-guide-to-the-greatest-indian-cricketers-of-all-time-especially-that-period-between-4-and-6-pm-last-week/
Someone spare a thought for the bowlers tonight. What would it be like going to sleep with such demons? And to know they have to face them again tomorrow.
My highlight of the day: Close-ups of the bruised ball, with commentators bickering if it had been beaten into a square or a triangle.
Not since the mighty Paul Hibbert have we seen such an opening batsman.
Amerstdam, I forgot about the ball, that was insane damage.
Damn. He is out at 292. Anyway this will keep his motivation high again. All is good. I know everyone talking about 400 that made him nervous and playing too defensive.
Oh well . Hope sehwag make triple against aussies. That would be awsome.
Huh.. I think all the India pressured him..LOL.. they should have bowled the four overs yesterday itself.. atleast.. Huh..Man.. ok.. he is not playing his last innings…Our god has the spirit of god, He will come back and destroy any other attacker soon .Well I’ll get per second orgasm if it is against Aussies
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Why is everyone saying they’ll orgasm even more if Sehwag does this against Australia. We’re just lowly #4 in the test rankings, shouldn’t you be licking your chops about pitting him against the Saffers instead? :C
Saffers do not talk trash (except andre nel) .
, English used to talk but now they mellow down looking at the dearth of talent they have,
It is more enjoyable to beat aussies even if they are ranked #11.
Main reason is aussies compete until the last ball bowled. They do anything and everything possible to win. So it is more satisfaction if anyone score big against aussies.
India will never be true number 1 team without super fast bowlers.
I think india play next South africa i think.
Well… He unleashed this mayhem just cos he “missed out on a double ton” in the last test match… I wonder what will happen in the next test match.. “I missed out on my triple ton so I am going to rip your head off and use it as my crotch duster”… ???? (I already feel sorry for the poor sods who would be bowling to this divine “batting muscle”)
@Nathan – God has already thundered and plundered a triple against the Saffers. Ah, that innings. The catalyst to the formation of Sehwagology.
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God
what an over-rated cricketer sahweg is
unbelievable
O God u have shown mercy on the infidels. Next time no mercy. Please dont bat with a human like Rahul next time- he prevented u from rewriting history yesterday itself
By Jove, Oops I did it again !
–Sung by Sehwag
Most men will be disappointed, most woman will not tuck et, its him who was there with a chance !!
Why you are a poet on ground the third day, why you lost it, why you not beaten 300 on second,
why you gave chance to Brandman and WR Hammond to remain at hights that from late 1930’s.
Oh God, Bless him the third chance.
Alex, South Africa trash talk as much as Australia. Look at the media coverage of the current one day series against England for proof. Arthur and Smith have not stopped talking about England the whole time. I don’t care, infact I likes it, but You can’t say they don’t do it.
May be saffers do not talk to low level probably ? I never seen indian complaint abouut Saffers that much. I think saffers think they think they can upset England?. I think new boys of england playing well and giving ample support to strauss. England can build on that.
Saffers are over confident after they beat sussies in australia. They are still in honeymoon. It is like they set a target of beating aussies in australia as ultimate …once they achieved it , they are just relaxing for 1 year. Hahaha.
That is why aussies are always best in a way that they always coming at people even low level West indies , they try to crush them. No pity on opposition , when it come to aussies mantra.
It is a good trait. Always high.
God Bless Newbies we call them N00b anyhow ….
SA.OZ, May your interest find the right place which is anyhow plummeting ..
Sorrows every where…. !! It even knocked the door of goodwill ..as worship attendant!
Mercy .. standby our side … God will bless !!
I Pray to GOD to Forgive the imminent menace about to occur !
5….4…3…2…1… here you go !
awesome truly awesome blog
I have always been a follower of sehwagology, ever since school days…..we used to hear about him in Delhi and take pride that he is from Kendriya Vidayalaya. I am too….
now I found the templet ot visit for my salvation