Comments on: the jacques kallis question

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:17:19 +0000

Please, a call for calm and discretion. I enjoyed the in bed with Jacque Kallis enormously, but even since ceci’s kallisice or kallisthenics expose I find my gut churning. I never understood the phrase ‘the banality of evil before’ No more, PLEASE!!!

By: Dhananjay Mhatre

Dhananjay Mhatre — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:42:19 +0000

I agree with Karachikhatmal. The dude is very, ahem, heavy. In fact the thought of Kallis being anything than a man makes one feel queasy.

Shoaib would be one scary disease carrying lady btw.
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By: Dustbinner

Dustbinner — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:27:36 +0000

I have to disagree with one point here, Jrod: Kallis is not “a touch mooby”.

He’s a fat f*ck with mega man boobs. Tell it like it is, dammit!
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By: Ganpati

Ganpati — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:56:28 +0000

aarey madarchod, tujhi aaiee rannd aahey!!

By: poopsie

poopsie — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:55:06 +0000

Are you freebasing again Jrod?

By: Vim

Vim — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:07:39 +0000

karachi, do you mean Michael Clarke isn’t a lady?

By: karachikhatmal

karachikhatmal — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:22:33 +0000

where the fuck did the meme come from? f he was a lady he would be an extremely ugly, unattractive one. i can imagine such rumors arising about AB de vlilliers, JP, Micheal Clarke, even Shoaib with his lip and warts, but really kallis?

By: Gigi

Gigi — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:53:41 +0000

He might like to consider recording a new range of Sanex adverts containing him soaping whatever parts he has to stave off any more speculation.

But you’re right, he has that barrel chested look which makes you wonder whether babies in SA are born with beer guts.

By: AlliBhoy999

AlliBhoy999 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:51:09 +0000

Hahaha….Jrod I was the one who asked you about kallis on Howzat. I was wondering if you were going to write about it. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Cheers