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equatorLooking at my google hits I would say the number one question in cricket at the moment is about Jacques Kallis.
Not about whether he is fit, the world’s best player or whom he is dating.
But whether he is a hermaphrodite/eunuch/woman.
He isn’t.
I haven’t checked, but he isn’t.
Kallis was born with a penis and testicles, he hasn’t cut them off, he doesn’t have a vagina, he is just a man.
Look at him, he is clearly a South African male in every way.
He doesn’t even look like a East Berlin female athlete.
He simply is a dude from South Africa.
People always want to know about this, I was even asked this while playing howzat the other day.
Yes he is a touch mooby, and he has nice hips for a bloke, but he is a man.
It does ruin the story though.
If he was a woman, or at least, intersex, that would be the greatest sporting story ever.
Forget about hairy polish women cleaning up in the sprints, this would be a person with both sets of genitals, either tiny vag, or baby sized penis, beating other full men.That has never knowingly been done before, the intersex usually perform against the women.
It still wouldn’t explain Kallis as a emtity, but I’d write a book on him/her.
Ofcourse if he is a eunuch, you’d have to ask why?
Did he not like the feel of the box on his junk?
But I fear he is just a normal human man.
Sorry.
i’m sure the hit count will not surprise u this time..
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You like Ashraful and not Shakib? Also, what do you have against Dale Steyn?!
Hahaha….Jrod I was the one who asked you about kallis on Howzat. I was wondering if you were going to write about it. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Cheers
He might like to consider recording a new range of Sanex adverts containing him soaping whatever parts he has to stave off any more speculation.
But you’re right, he has that barrel chested look which makes you wonder whether babies in SA are born with beer guts.
where the fuck did the meme come from? f he was a lady he would be an extremely ugly, unattractive one. i can imagine such rumors arising about AB de vlilliers, JP, Micheal Clarke, even Shoaib with his lip and warts, but really kallis?
karachi, do you mean Michael Clarke isn’t a lady?
Are you freebasing again Jrod?
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I have to disagree with one point here, Jrod: Kallis is not “a touch mooby”.
He’s a fat f*ck with mega man boobs. Tell it like it is, dammit!
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I agree with Karachikhatmal. The dude is very, ahem, heavy. In fact the thought of Kallis being anything than a man makes one feel queasy.
Shoaib would be one scary disease carrying lady btw.
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Please, a call for calm and discretion. I enjoyed the in bed with Jacque Kallis enormously, but even since ceci’s kallisice or kallisthenics expose I find my gut churning. I never understood the phrase ‘the banality of evil before’ No more, PLEASE!!!