equatorDrugs, warts, hitting blokes with bats, that hair, the secret love affair with Geoff Lawson and now liposuction.
Shoaib is too good for this site.
I try, but he is better.
I could never do an in bed with Shoaib, as anything I write could never full live up to what he could actually do.
If I wrote, “Shoaib brings a complete circus (freaks, animals and carnies) into the bedroom for foreplay”, the next week their would be a headline about Shoaib being caught fisting a tribe of intersex dwarves.
He is that special.
How could anyone have ever thought a headline with liposuction in it would be his future.
The man is special.
One day he will be gone, and I will be sad.
But for now I will rejoice in the fact the he is still here, although less of him, and that he will continue to entertain us off the field.
We can only hope he doesn’t get picked, so he gives himself more time to get into shit.
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You forgot the genital warts…
I saw an interview by Justin Langer on Youtube about an over that shoaib bowled to ricky ponting …which was the quickest langer ever saw…a montage of shoaib bowling thunderbolts and ripping the best of batting lineups apart…its sad to see him become wat he’s become..in a way he is the micheal jackson of cricket…talented…charismatic…master of his trade…king of fast bowling..and just like MJ..from being on of the most loved to the most hated…you make me sad shoaib.
I think a bit of lipo might actually help him! His bones just can’t take the weight, which leads to his ‘long run-up’ induced injuries. And genital warts.
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As Kissinger’s nobel peace prize was to political satire so is Akhktar is to cricket.
Someone has to bottle Shoaib for future generations. If he has his girlish figure back, it greatly increases the chances of him contracting genital warts again (or passing them on).
I can’t wait for the infomercial with before and after pictures that is inevitably coming from whoever performed the procedure.
At least, he shows some variety with his ‘quirks’.
Asif just takes the easy road and does the same dumbass thing over and over again.
Asif, not only did i not forget it, i linked to it.
He’s … a very special kinda guy.
Bloody hell
Too lazy to sign up for Kallisthenics hey?
@ poopsie – got that spot on!
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He’s bliss isn’t he – just too many clean-living sensible cricketers out there…
Next James Bond…
lol shoaib is such a joke. someone gave me a piece of advice, it goes like this “try to be like wasim akram not shoaib akhtar:…truer advice has never been given.
are fast bowlers in general susceptible to such volatile behaviour because well thas what makes them fast bowlers ? do we know of a genial fast bowler ?
by the by, India is battling Sri lanka about 15 Miles from where I am right now. But the pitch is so hopelessly boring, there is no point going. I mean I could be there in 10 mins with my VIP pass, but whats the point really.
I have realized something about the Indian cricket team, it just wants to match its performance to whichever team they are playing. If they are playing aussies, they will be very very agressive (except the last series), if they are playing a docile SL team, they will be likewise. They just go with the flow, no tension, no stress. I love my team!
We are going to lose big time Saurav. Murali and Herath on 4th and 5th day tracks, with a 300+ lead.
shoaib is just a super talented guy. who coudnt deal well with the stardom and celebrity status. hez just over spoiled. losing the art that gave him everything.
By the way pakistan is already facing selection problems having fast bowlers like:
Asif, umer gul, suhail tanveer, Rana naveed, young Amir, razzaq and afridi already play as a bowling allrounders. with you cannot drop saeed ajmal. you gota chose 2 bowlers from those above mentioned 5. shoaib included its 6 then…..
Pakistan is better off with out shoaib. Amir can bowl upto 148 Kms
Get into the team again or not, he’ll continue to thrive on self-embarrassment and remain oblivious enough to keep it up for our entertainment.
But you got to give it to him – he’s getting old for a lot of shit but still getting laid left and right, and there you have young bowlers like Sohail Khan and Wahab Riaz struggling to even unlock the secrets of getting pussy. lol
@Khan…
Aamer bowls 148kms?? Is that the length of his run up? Could lead to injuries. Have the PCB tried to stop him from running in for every ball? Coz it cant be 148km/s either!
@jrod..
I get what you’re saying. If you had the same guy getting genital warts and liposuction done a few days it would cease to be funny. It stays funny because it’s the truth!