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Are you sick of the unwanted bulge?
Is there too much junk in your trunk?
Sick and tired of people shouting wide when you are around?
Then you need Kallisthenics.
A fitness work out from the world’s finest international allrounder, Jacques Kallis.
Kallis has come up with a routine that will get you in the sort of shape required to bowl into out swingers into the wind all day.
“Hi, I’m South African all rounder Jacques Kallis, , I’ve made 10277 test runs and taken 258 wickets.
If you, like me, have struggled with your weight, why not try Kallisthenics, it is a complete body shaping series that can get you into International cricket shape. Who knows, you might even get a call up.
This is is the routine that I used to get into top shape, and I give it my personal Jacques seal of approval.”
If you want to get into shape like a test all rounder, Kallisenics is your only option.
Don’t delay, call the number now.
“After all, we all want to be all rounders, but none of us want to be all round.”
You know, you really should have a warning before showing that type of stuff, Jrod. I just ate…
ok, that’s just scary … there’s an image I won’t be getting out of my mind for days.
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I want to sign up, just because of that last line. Put my name in the list please Jrod.
don’t you mean “but none of us want to be all round.” ?
Steve, i think that is what it was meant to be. cheers.
Oh.
Dear.
God.
So Jrod. You’ve got your religion sussed out (sehwagology), you’ve got your fitness regime worked out (Kallisthenics), you’ve got your diet pegged (the ‘fat cunt’ Sammy Fried Chicken Ranatunga Rotisserie Regime) . . .
what else do you need to complete the perfect lifestyle?
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Poor Jakes, Jrod you are mean, but at least Jacques can get a decent girlfriend like Shamone, Graeme Smiths new lady is really the worlds worst looking wag, goes to show the weight loss worked for Jacques with beauiful shamone but Graeme must be wondering why he bothered having to date the ugly Brigitte Sarembock, she really must be the ugliest cricket wag ever.
That was classic, I love Jk he is one of my favourite players, does anybody else like him on here, he does not seem to have many fans.
Jenny, I know this might sound weird but i did write this as a tribute to him finally getting fit. It’s just that even my tributes seem cruel.
Lola, he doesn’t have many fans here.
Thats okay Jrod. I have accepted the fact that the world does not appreciate my wonderful Jakes. But thanks for making me laugh so much with that pic, it was genius, why dont you do one of the Mickey and Graeme they have also lost weight, can you imagine the three of them doing a fitnesss video, lol.
Lola, I like him. He is one of my favourite players. And you are right, no one likes to appreciate great people. Like people hate on Jrod
(see what I did there?)
Jack’s reduced some weight in the last three months after some trips to the gym, I’m told. He’s one of the best cricketers, probably the fattest in that list of as well
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truly a tribute!!
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