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equatorVery interested.
We want to know everything about him.
We interested in seeing him bowl outswingers into the wind and with the wind.
We want to know why he decides to bowl off cutters on certain wickets, and whether he thinks a change up in pace can be more deceiving than a change down in pace.
We want to know every detail of what he is thinking when he is blocking up an end while a more attacking batsmen scores freely.
We want to know what inspirations he has as an artist.
Who does his hair?
How he can go on in a world full of hate, violence and reality TV?
We just want to know everything about him, because we are that damn interested.
Ofcourse we have other suitors who also want a piece of our man.
Leicestershire, Kent, Middlesex and Essex are amongst the many others that we will have to battle.
They too are interested, and who can blame them.
Some of the other teams have already given him their offers, so here is mine:
A four-year contract.
Up to three punnets of strawberries a week.
My Six and Out CD.
A Kevin Garnett bobblehead doll.
A tiny plastic Yoda figurine.
If Matthew wants to haggle, I also can give him signed copies of Bryce McGain (not signed by him.
The ball is now in your court Matthew.
Why yorkshire would want to get rid of one of their half decent bowlers has puzzled me for a while now. Heck why would any county would want to do it is utterly alien to me.
Then again thats county cricket for you, common sense is not required for for the county game.
One of the best detailed accounts of Hoggard can be found here
Thats harsh Poopsie, I think your getting him mixed up with Peter Siddle.
Speaking of reality TV apparently Hoggard turned down an appearance on one show to see out the season with Yorkshire. Phil Tufnell took his place.
i want your six and out cd…
Take it Matty. Tiny Yoda? Do it.