equatorIt had to come eventually.
For so long I have poured all kinds of shit on this little club offie.
He still survived.
He even took test wickets.
He cemented his place in the One Day side.
He even didn’t always look like a nervous wreck one six away from suicide.
Now his hate for me has made me so strong that he has taken down the one team i truly love, VIctoria.
That lickle fucker.
Two wickets in one over, and Victoria were dead.
He even took the piss by then bowling his second over for 12.
Nice touch.
I could see him on the bench mouthing “fuck you jrod” as Warner and Hughes smacked the Vics everywhere.
When he bowled Quiney with the arm ball you could his middle finger staring back at me on the screen, he knew i was watching, and he was making a statement.
Well played, Nathan.
You have won this time, but let’s see who gets the last laugh.
I just didn’t think the Victorian team would help Nathan get back at me.
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Oh the joy being a New South Welshman today and making Victoria our bitch! Now if T&T win we’d have the two best teams of the tournament in teh final and I’d be happy for either of them to win.
Serves yez right, jrod. That’ll learn ya to crucify mild-mannered reporters er.. offies.
The Vics were just an embarrassment. I felt ashamed just to look at D Hussey and Piddle. At least now Hodge might be able to work out why he hasn’t had an international career.
I got up specially to watch, in the middle of the night.
And Warner and Hughes are going home this weekend, while White and Siddle stay – where is the justice?
Send a Qldr to do the job. That’s the real reason JRod hates Horry, he’s a Wondai boy…Suppose though he only get’s games in the green’n'gold because he’s a Blue now. What was that old line? Given your NSW cap and your Baggy Green at the same time?
Personally, I was backing NSW…hard to swallow for a Qldr, but the choice was tough. Ended up going with a personal method of judgment….the sexy cricket playing of NSW even captained by a man that belongs in the Chappell era…
Dare I say it, but the club allrounder is appearing to be maturing into an, (whispered) i n t e r n a t i o n a l bowler……
I still think Craze is the man..
Or Jon Davison
Does it hurt that Ron Mcdonald was you best cricketer here.
J’rod, all us folks from NSW do cordially invite all you folk from Victoria to suck our sweaty nut-sacks. Go you good thing!
@Pete, do you know anyone who uses that term ‘New South Welshman’ without wincing? I don’t think people from NSW use that term with each other. I’ve been living down here for five years now and I always tell the locals that people from Victoria call themselves ‘Victorians’ because they believe they belong to Victoria – people from NSW call ourselves ‘Australians’ because we know Australia belongs to us!
Actually, I’ve just realised that throughout the game my children were wearing their recently arrived cricket-with-balls merchandise (made by Hanes, its real good gear folks, go get yourself some). And the kids are both Victorians!
Losers.
Hi JRod,
I was wincing the whole time I was reading the post. To be honest, I don’t think Hauritz even know you exists. So he extracting revenge on you is out of question.
Serious, J, stop thinking the whole world revolves around you and get a life. There are other things in the world more important than proving you wrong, you know.
Hehee….
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What a day to be a cornstalk.
Bollox. Hughes is the luckiest cricketer out there, how does he get away with it?. Couldn’t hit Siddle, just kept lashing and missing (even if Warner could smack him to the fence with ease).
I don’t know if I can bear watching him for much longer. I didn’t know I was such a traditionalist till that man hove into view. It’s like watching a tail-ender opening..
Balloonburster, satire is obviously lost on you, and he does know who I am.
He wasn’t just mouthing “fuck you Jrod”, he phoned me afterwards and asked me to write it here on his behalf … and if you want even more revenge, have you seen the men of Cricket calendar? he is semi naked in it …
ouch!
P.S. Jrod, do you think “Balloon Burster” took that name just for this post and is sniggering somewhere thinking it’s incredibly clever?
Dustbinner – that is bad news indeed about Nathan the Finger – thought at least he would keep his vest on – he doesn’t look like a flaunter
That picture of the ICC Player of the Year is a hoot.
Someone needs to tell him that hard man pose doesn’t work. Everybody knows he is a wuss after the Ashes.
Ho Ho Ho…
I did not expect you JRod, maybe some of the commentors.
My day was made.
(Yeah, I know, I need to get a life)
Balloon, I am sorry, sometimes in these little comments it is hard to work out whom is a “idiot idiot” and who is just a smartass.
I’m all yours Nathan!
Hauritz kept asking Pollard to hit sixes till he got him in the final.
Good move by Katich, I was praying he’d make Pollard face spin. In fact, I wanted Katich to take the ball himself. I couldn’t see Pollard getting a handle on a bowler who gives it a real tweak.
Considering that Hauritz is the worst spin bowler in the universe, don’t you admire him just a bit for playing above himself so often?
Lou, I think I am the worst spin bowler in the universe to be honest.
Hauritz can give me some pointers if he likes …
Don’t get me wrong, I like Ritzy. And I think he is a pretty canny bowler who knows his own game.
There are far more suitable objects of derision in the cricketing universe. Imagine having a tosser like Swann in the team with all his faux chirpiness. He’s a worse version of Tuffers.
Now there’s someone worth a thorough-going dislike.
Swann is at the top of my list of cricketers who need to be smacked, right ahead of Strauss. Swann tops the order after his taking o’ t’piss of Binga. That’s just not on. Strauss needs to be smacked for being Strauss.
I think hauritz has been under rated by a lot of Australian fans and that’s a shame. Can’t deny he has been strong for NSW through out the CLT20. Hope he can keep it up – he must be pretty damn tired by now!
Swann has been playing international cricket for less than a year, but is already whinging about how much he has to play. What an ungrateful w**ker.
If you ever get the chance, really smack him one hard. Right on the chops.
Lou, I tell you why i like Swann, because he actually says things. He might be a bit of a preening, mincing dick at times, but he has opinions, and he has a decent enough record at the moment. When Hauritz takes a five wicket haul at first class level i’ll happily say he has exceeded my expectations of him.