He is, here is the twitter proof.

It can be the only explanation for the fact he has 5 wickets in this test match.

There can be no other reason for Andrew Strauss edging a short ball or Matt Prior punching a ball to slip.

Obviously he is not the god, but maybe he is a weird Nordic one, Glúmr: the god of lucky wickets.

It can be the only explanation, as for KP, Green and Gold Rugby has him worked out.

he should have swept it

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4 Comments

  1. nick  •  Jul 12, 2009 @14:25

    who would you have taken if Johnson went mano a mano with Pietersen?

    Would be a decent contest, Pietersen has reach. Johnson a boxers body.

    I’d back Johnson, despite the faggy tongue ring i think he could fight.

  2. Moses  •  Jul 12, 2009 @15:16

    I’d rather fight Johnson than his missus – Australian Karate Champion

    Moses’s last blog post..KP is a twat

  3. Rob  •  Jul 12, 2009 @23:36

    Funnily enough, I used to think that about Swann and Panesar (and all SA spinners). I thought maybe the batsmen distracted themselves with a giggle.

    Rob’s last blog post..High drama in Cardiff

  4. Dave  •  Jul 13, 2009 @01:20

    Cunning English batsmen, getting out to Hauritz to ensure his place for the whole series.