equatorWhen Shane Warne was a teenager he was rubbish, at everything.
Couldn’t play footy, shit at school and he was terrible at cricket.
Then he started getting laid, and the power of the vagina lifted him beyond a mere mortal.
The more women he slept with, the better he got.
It was if all vaginas had morphed into one powerful vagina, and they had chosen Shane as their hero, and every time he entered one, he grew.
Eventually the vaginas grew tired of Shane’s attitude to women.
So they found ways to bring him down, but he still had the talent, and their attempts might have kept him down in the official world, but in the eyes of the fans he was already a legend.
Eventually the mage vagina grew to love Shane, even with his flaws, and they live happily ever after.
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