equatorAustralia has no spinners in England, one is at home with his kid, another is not taking cocaine, and then Nathan Hauritz.
This is a terrible situation, but Andrew Hilditch and I have been working on a plan.
The raelians are experimenting in cloning, so Andrew and I flew over to nevada, and gave them the coccyx of Tiger Bill O’Reilly.
Being that this is still an experiment, there have been problems.
The First Tiger Bill clone could only bowl long hops with a ridiculous slingy side on action, the second one bowled shit, but did spend hours explaining why he should be picked, and the third bowled ok but stole Andrew’s wallet.
At this stage we are expecting them to have perfected Tiger Bill in time for the 2nd test.
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