equatorBrad Hodge’s life is in turmoil.
He had already packed his sunscreen and floppy hat, and now he finds out that Shane Watson only has a minor thigh complaint.
It is a low grade strain.
But what is low grade with Shane Watson.
When he cuts himself shaving, his head almost falls off.
Once Watson gets injured, it is not an easy fix.
It takes forever.
They will need specialists to rebuild.
Plastic surgeons will be called.
Astro-physicists need to be consulted.
And a tarot reader will need to find the perfect date for him to come back.
While all this re-building is going on, poor Andrew Hilditch will be getting about 247 calls a day from the bloke that comes up on his phone as ‘that annoying victorian prick’.
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What was that Monty Python Flesh Wound Sketch about? I think now it all makes sense
Apply just 1 wafer thin minty fresh bandage?
What does Watson appear as on the caller ID: “Vicks Vapo Rub-smelling prick”
Peter Della Penna’s last blog post..Watson breaks down. The sky is blue.