equatorCricket’s version of David Carradine has done it again, the saffas have choked.
Cough, cough, choke.
Afridi put the noose on, then he tightened it.
Umar Gul squeezed then to within an inch of death.
Jacques Kallis sat in the corner watching the whole thing.
And Mohammad Aamer locked the wardrobe door.
Why does a South African choke feel like your team has just won?
5 wins on the trot.
The Evil Robotic white ball players looked indestructible, but none of us really believed it, did we?
Why?
Because they choke.
They always choke.
Every world cup/thingy they choke.
And what better a man than Shahid Afridi to do the choking.
Can’t you just see him clad in leather from head to toe, whipping a ball gagged South African in a gimp mask that he’s already strung up before him.
What am I saying, if you saw the match that is exactly what you saw.
Because South Africa choked again.
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Which is better, watching Smith looking like he’s about to cry or Ponting? Both in a fortnight is just pure gold.
You are right! I too, did not believe they would’nt choke at some stage in this WC, coz that’s what they are supposed to. Your reference to robots is something I have always thought them up as well – like they were androids, and when they came up agianmst cornered humans, then surely in this battle between Man vs Machines, it would be the former who would survive the day only for a new sequel to reappear as a sort of the Terminnator series of sportsdom!
I have a feeling that it would be a deja vu – a la 1992! Inshallah!
Cheers!
While it is another joyous day in the history of saffer choking, I would have preferred for them to lose by some insane evil fuck up rather than just be outplayed. They just need to choke at the next F50 WC and it will be a glorious 20 years of strangulation gags
“Can’t you just see him clad in leather from head to toe, whipping a ball gagged South African in a gimp mask that he’s already strung up before him”
Ur imagination never fails to surprise me.. everytime i think, Jrod can’t come up with something better than this, u do! awesome!
Q’s last blog post..Afridi Boom Booms Pakistan into the Final!
20/20 has been mind numbingly boring except for the Netherlands achievement, until now. I love to see the saffers melt under the weight of expectation. Such is their candlewax constitution that as long as they are burning bright you know they are not far from being extinguished. Magnificent too that Kallis played like he was tring to put out a fire when the game was there to be won, and succeeded. Wonderful sense of irony for us as viewers watching him in action… I din’t screm quite as hard or a long as I did when Aus knocked them out of the world cup semi (greatest choke ever?) but I did consider pleasuring myself.
Nothing really a news here..
Big difference between getting choked by someone that wants it more than choking because your a Saffa of old. They missed out by 7 runs. If that fat cunt Kallis had of upped his run rate for an over they would have been home.
John Wayne Parnell deserved better.
It was like being forced to watch one of those ultra graphic made-for-net old ppl porn at a college “initiation”…. I think my chin developed a wrinkle or two thanks to the vomit inducing horror…