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When Asio was holding a suspect that just wouldn’t crack, they would bring in Keith Stackpole.

Keith would come in with his bat, and just start playing shots, it was the ultimate bad cop routine, and although Asio had to replace much of their light fittings and furniture, they decided it was worth the expense.

Unfortunately the UN banned this practice after Keith ‘accidentally’ hit a suspects head straight off.

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