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Look at the Video.

Shocking,

Think of Andrew Symonds, he wakes up this morning, goes to check his rss feeder, and sees the ICC taking this piss out of him.

Poor fella.

And not ionly is this ICC made video in poor taste and racist, it is also against the laws of cricket, as you cannot hit the stumps with your bat when you go out.

Apparently the ICC guys got so excited about this video, that they decided to play the parts themselves.

The one batting is Haroon Lorgat.

The bowler is Dave Richardson.

And the one sitting there doing sweet fuck all is David Morgan.

Lalit was so pissed off he made his own video, it is already way more popular than the ICC one.

I would like to thank the ICC for paying me 50 USD to bag them.

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4 Comments

  1. poopsie  •  May 5, 2009 @17:43

    That is disgusting on two fronts: there is no way Symonds would go out to that ball; and secondly, he would not smash his stumps down in a fit of rage. Hang your heads in shame ICC

  2. Rob  •  May 6, 2009 @10:25

    I thought it was KP

  3. housemonkey  •  May 6, 2009 @12:22

    Perhaps Symonds was so upset because he knows the difference between a monkey and an ape.

  4. achettup  •  May 6, 2009 @15:32

    Is it just me or has that video changed :D
    Bravo Jrod