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It’s obvious isn’t it?
After years of licking at the anal passage of Indian cricket, Bhogle just thought fuck it.
Those rude millionaire cricketers, and Johnny come lately Bollywood clowns have been cashing in on the IPL like it’s their personal Orgy, while Harsha has to sound like he takes it serious.
So Bhogle just bogarted their tournament with the truth in blog form.
Harsha knows the media, man, he is the media, he milked this shit for all its worth.
When I confronted him with my theory he said this,
“Fuck Lalit, SRK and all those molly coddled bastards, yes I am he, I am the Fake IPL Player, bow down at my magnificence you cock suckers.”
Personally I can’t believe I was the first one to work this out, I mean the fakester has all the hallmarks of Bhogle.
A sly humour with sexual overtones.
A cunning tongue that slams down at the opulence of the rich and pampered.
And a chip on his shoulder of a man who believes his talent and brain are worth as much or more than some idiot who can cover drive.
It was about time Harsha snapped back, you can only spent so much time at the feet of Gods before you get the urge to piss on their toes.
Harsha, you fake IPL mother fucker, we salute you.
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So basically it is your guess, you don’t really know for sure?
Confess JRod, this one was written just so that you could use that “Fake IPL player revealed” headline. I assume, the hits on your site would have zillionapled had you spelt “revealed” correctly:)
P.S.: Did you see the fake hair on Bhogle. Ghastly, it is.
LMAO !
Anon, what do you mean guess, he is quoted in the article as saying he is the fake IPL player.
DM, no I put up that title days ago for the hits, this was to take the piss.
haha – good one Jrod. Didn’t know Harsha could swear so well.
Harsha, I bow before your magnificence.
What balls, when we all thought you had none.
I seriously think it is LP Sahi, the Calcutta Telegraph jouno who is very close to Ganguly. Some of his articles, about the same time as FIP’s posts are quite similar. Sample these:
1. What’s also a fact is that Chopra and Bangar are ill-suited for T20 cricket and shouldn’t have been given contracts. On that front, certainly, Buchanan erred.
2. “As for captaincy, I see this as a huge learning curve and it’s an honour leading Chris Gayle and Sourav Ganguly.” Full points, off the field, for being politically correct. – This on McCullum
3. Former South Africa all-rounder Brian ‘Big Mac’ McMillan regrets that the T20 game got introduced long after he quit. “Oh, I would’ve loved playing this stuff, plus look at the money that’s going around,” McMillan, who is into business now, told The
If it is harsha, then he should be immediately installed as ruler of the world.
Forever…
If this was to take a piss, you should have had at least one dig at the hair!!
methinks u r way off base. i have had the (mis)fortune of interacting with harsha bhogle a couple of times and can assure you that he does not have the testicular fortitude (balls/cojones) to do this.
have a sneaky feeling that this is a marketing ploy designed and implemented with the consent of SRK to get more interest in his team.
but love the nicknames created and used, especially for srishant (appam chutiya)
cheers
It could be Mr Sanjay Jha of cricketnext.com origin in a personal capacity. He writes excellently, as evidenced during the Dada controversy with White Ass through black asses. Of late Mr Jha has been keeping a low profile and must be bored with the non-writing part of his cricketing association. Plus, once again he has white ass, and plenty of them in one place. Also, Dada has again been scratched by the white asses through a particular black ass. Then, Mr Jha had to behave and face some public acid. This time, anonymous, he can spray the acid to his content. Makes sense ?
Alright, I thought I saw “Pubic Acid” somewhere in the post above. And since the obvious typo is absent, I claim copyrights to that term.
The stuff you learn at the BALLS.
@VRS – Sarcasm – New word for you.
@horatius- The BALLS has become an institution of learning in itself. Also it is the temple of Sehwagology.
Your writing is in poor taste. You seeem to be settling some personal scores. Very bad language. Not at all readable.
Always believe mankind recognises one of their own ilk. So one mother fucker easily recognises another !
Hello Incorrectly Spelt Johhny Depp,
Thank you for your comment. You are correct, I am settling some personal scores. Years ago, when I was just a young boy at the MCG, I was lining up for the last pie in the Members food stand, Just as I got to the front, Harsha Bhogle chipped in, flashed his smile, and the chick gave him the pie.
I can’t believe you saw through this post. Some people may have just assumed that i was using the least likely suspect to make the parody funnier. Not you though, you are a special person. You, Johhny, are a hero to the people of India, and to the man your name is spelt like.
Now go forth and spread your wisdom to the masses.
Any way, team owner of KKR in IPL in his wisdom has sent this at around 10.30 this morning to the team’s director of cricket Mr. John Buchanan (of Ashes and other fame) -
My Dear John,
I understand you are reading the comments on this blog, hence, it makes my task of communicating to you what I otherwise should have told personally that much easier.
John, let us accept the fact that our strategies on team-building and leadership have failed. With slightly less than 50% of the league matches already having been played by our team, there is no way we are going to be leaders in this edition of IPL. However, justice demands that both you and I, without being overly apologetic, distance ourselves from the cricketing and non-cricketing actions including the FIP blog.
Moreover, as Brendon desires, we may relieve him from the burden of captaincy. I suggest that we call him and Sourav this evening over to your or my hotel room as may be convenient, to get the changeover done. With Chris gone, let us hope Sourav will make the best out of the remaining squad. Let the boys enjoy their game.
For this you and I must not have any ill-feeling or remorse. Hope you agree.
Yours,
ShahRukh.
P.S. 8.30 is ok with me. Meeting over Dinner. Thanks.
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