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You can kiss my ass.

Signed,

Jrod

How can you pick the top 30 2020 players in Australia and leave out Dirty Dirk Fucking Nannes.

There are players older than him, players with worse records (everyone), players with less experience, and players who haven’t won domestic 2020 titles on two continents.

Does a bowling average of 14 not give the selectors all gooey in the nether regions?

The man is a 2020 monster.

A behemoth of the new form of the game.

But not good enough for the Australian team.

Someone like Dirk is too good for the mainstream anyway.

He is an alternative treasure, more duckman than southpark.

Australia is where the populist cricketers hang out, Dirk is playing it far more cool and is going to be tearing it up for the Netherlands.

In the world t20 thingy I will now put my support behind the Dutch team, as I think their selection is way more accurate.

Other players were not selected as well, but some were.

Australia squad Nathan Bracken, Michael Clarke, Callum Ferguson, Brett Geeves, Brad Haddin, Ryan Harris, Shane Harwood, Nathan Hauritz, Aaron Heal, Moises Henriques, Ben Hilfenhaus, Brad Hodge, James Hopes, David Hussey, Michael Hussey, Mitchell Johnson, Jason Krejza, Ben Laughlin, Brett Lee, Graham Manou, Shaun Marsh, Ricky Ponting, Rob Quiney, Peter Siddle, Andrew Symonds, Shaun Tait, Adam Voges, David Warner, Shane Watson, Cameron White.

Australia women’s squad Sarah Aley, Sarah Andrews, Kristen Beams, Alex Blackwell, Kate Blackwell, Melissa Bulow, Jessica Cameron, Jude Coleman, Sarah Coyte, Lauren Ebsary, Sarah Edwards, Rene Farrell, Jodie Fields, Corinne Hall, Rachael Haynes, Alyssa Healy, Emma Inglis, Jessica Jonassen, Delissa Kimmince, Shelley Nitschke, Erin Osborne, Ellyse Perry, Kirsten Pike, Leah Poulton, Karen Rolton, Lisa Sthalekar, Selena Tainton, Jo-Ann Verrall, Elyse Villani, Julie Woerner.