equatorNot you ladies, although I am sure you do, and more than a few men.
I’m talking to the county cricket sides.
Cricket with balls has the latest scoop before it hits the presses, that Jesse Ryder wants a county gig.
I think Surrey should ass Bhajji, and pick up Jesse, but that is only because i live next door to the oval.
But I am not god.
So if you are a county side, call Jesse’s people, they are ace, and book the human headline.
Think of all the benefits:
You get Jesse.
His bandanas.
His runs.
His wickets.
His cheeky little smile.
His cricket charisma.
And a future cult leader.
What county team wouldn’t want that.
Maybe Kent, for obvious reasons.
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Jesse Ryder going to the Bangalore “Royal Challengers” owned by the liquor baron of India – Vijay Mallya… This is going to be awesome.. Ryder’s going to be drunk for every IPL game starting after 6:00 pm.. Think Mallya makes all his decisions after a peg or two as well.. trading Zaheer Khan to Mumbai for Uthappa and his mohawk..
at above : looking at the RCB bat in IPL last season if i owned the team i wud hv traded more than just Zaks for a better hitters. They do have Steyn, Bracken, Kallis to look after their Balls…
As for Jesse-RCB this marriage was made in Heaven [if they had a pub there]
@sid.. pretty sure they could have got a lot more than just Uthappa for Zaheer Khan..