equatorThis test is a waste of 5 days.
The Indian players should be getting thier shots for Africa.
They cannot lose this test.
It shouldn’t even be called a test, it should be called a walk in the park with a loved one.
Although it should be shorter and catchier.
I say all this because I said South Africa couldn’t win the last test, and they won by an innings and change.
So I figured I might as well give it another go.
Things that are more likley to happen than the Kiwis winning.
Tony Greig admitting he is the reason Brett Lee and his wfe split, cause he wouldn’t stop humping Lee’s leg.
KP announcing he is quitting cricket to find himself by trekking through the himilayas with a robot monkey.
Sunil Gavaskar to finally admit he is a painful bore more often than not.
Arjuna Ranatunga to become a freegan.
Michael Holding to say he always wished he was white, and that he could play the recorder.
Stephen Fleming to start writing for the Daily Mail.
New Zealand has no hope, if they weren’t at home, i’d tell them to go home and not to bother themselves with this match.
India will win, inside 4 days, Bhajji will dance, Zaheer will be a hottie, and people will start to wonder why India has to beat up New Zealand in so many test matches.
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Too fucking right..
NZ have never won a test at Napier. It’s a road. Their batsmen aren’t good enough, and their bowlers are worse.
Why would you play there?
Oops.
It’s like The England not having a test at Old Trafford, their favourite stomping ground, with an important summer series coming up.
What?
Fuck off!
WALES, no, they’ve got to….
I’ll get me coat.
You are trying your best to jinx this aren’t you UncleJ?
either way i hope kiwis play to their strengths…a bit less of kyle mills and more of brendon mccullum. mcintosh, flynn and franklin batted before prince. enough said.
Suave,
NZ has good ODI record there.
And sometimes was get a bit carried with ODI achievements….
“Zaheer will be a hottie” – wtf???
Oh great… Now the Indian team will lose thanks to your jinx.
On a side note, things (in cricket) less likely than a new zealand victory today:
1. England winning a Test in the near future
2. England winning an ODI in the near future
3. England inning a T20 in the near future
4. England winning the Ashes
5. England winning a cricket match of any sort in the near future
6. Lalit Modi thinking about cricket first and money later.
7. The West Indies Cricket Board becoming competent and efficient in its management of WI cricket.
8. Asif Mohammed signing up for a Stay Off Drugs campaign for sportspersons
9. Sanath Jayasuriya retiring from cricket.
10. Bowlers crapping their pants when they see Jayasuriya has not yet retired from cricket.
11. A genuine spinner playing for Australia
12. South African crowds extending a warm and friendly welcome to Australian cricketers, especially debutantes.
13. Sakib Al Hasan starring in a Bangladesh test victory over Australia.
14. Zimbabwe playing test cricket…ever.
Dhoni not playing !!!!!! Your jinx has started working already !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ceci, is he not.
Hor, didn’t jinx them too much?
Zaheer will be a hottie
True. 2 wickets already.
jrod, you have been getting some really bad love from the predictions-God recently and this continues even now. India are losing already – now that they have to bat second with atleast 450 put on the board by opposition, now we’ll see the famous batting collapse. Maybe an innings defeat beckons for India now in Napier in the next 2-4 days? I reckon so. Yes, I predict confidently that India will lose this test.