Andre Nel is retiring from international cricket, probably to kill your children.
Rightfully so.
We loved Andre, we still love Andre.
But we are too emotional to give him a proper Gunter type send off today.
Andre, one day we will rule the world together, don’t fret my pretty.
See you at the oval.





Andre Nel is retiring from *international* cricket.
I always thought Gunther would go for a more dignified exit than the old “retire once you’ve been dropped” trick. Something like running buck naked across Newlands during a Test, before setting fire to each of the South African selectors’ wives and ostentatiously pissing near, but not on them.
Opportunity missed. Still, high hopes for the Oval.
Sad sad- cricket needs characters and Dr dre was certainly one of those- maybe his avg wasn’t incredibly but he always slogged his guts out. The Saf aus series might have been different if Andre played instead of my least favourite meal- the Morne