equatorIf for no other reason than I have toiled hard in the cotton fields of the internet to bring this man, fame, fortune, baggygreen, at least 3 nick names and even tried to get him a girlfriend, and what have I got in return from him?
He didn’t take 8 wickets in the shield final.
He didn’t single handedly win the pura cup final.
He hasn’t got himself picked for Australia.
And most importantly, he hasn’t mentioned this website, his 4th biggest fan, maybe 3rd biggest fan whilst talking to channel 9.
Bryce in case you are not aware, a relationship is a two way street, or three way street if you’re Jack Thompson or Prince.
I am so sick and tired of being used and abused by you.
You never call.
Infact I have pretty much no contact with you at all.
Other than meeting your mother, you have shown no commitment to me at all.
I’m starting to doubt your devotion to this website.
When was the last time you bought me flowers?
Or a beer?
So I’m out.
I have given you all i can, but i have no love left for you man.
I have just finished a book called, he’s just not that into you, and i realise that you are jut not that into me.
Good luck for next year Bryce, but for the next 6 months, I refuse to plug your cause at all.
Love is a battlefield.
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Harsh words my friend.
I’m sure come next season, you’ll be all over him like a cheap tarts perfume.
You go girlfriend! Kick him to the kerb!
So who’s your rebound cricketer going to be?
Oh, also, now that you’re done, please can I have back my copies of:
- “Obsessive Love – When It Hurts Too Much To Let Go”
- “It’s called a break-up because it’s broken”
- “Don’t Call That Man – a survival guide to letting go
- “Humped Me, Dumped Me: Why You Were F***** and Chucked and How To Bounce Back”.
I think his rebound cricketer should be Chris Schofield.
Ugly, check,
Leggie, check
Old, no, but we can skate over that fact,
Will be playing first class cricket in the next six months.. Check.
I think that like all the best rebounds, it should be someone wildly different, and I vote Piyush Chawla. If he doesn’t try somebody different, how will he work out what he likes?
Having problems with my phone, which I use for mail and other non-work related apps..
But yes, that google search does make you my bitch!
Suave, please expand on this googlesearch malarky! Don’t leave us hanging like this!
It’s too rude Mims..
Someone is having fantasies about me and the Jrod getting it on.
More specifically him getting it on with me..
in an oral way…
Honestly, Bryce! IT’S OVER. Let the man get on with his life without googlebothering him!
He should be “Not so nice Bryce”, more like it…
Bloody lusty leggies, they’re all the same.
Quite. And they think Dirk Nannes is the dirty one. We all get lonely, Bryce, but you’ll just have to learn to live without the Jrod plugging your cause for the next six months.
He definately deserves the ‘not so nice Bryce’ nick name!